X Factor - Best of British Week. I think we'll need it.

[RudolphUcker]

Tis I btw, Sue. In Christmas guise.

So it's Dear Old Blighty week. This is a new thing and promises to be second in mawkishness and misplaced patriotism only to the MiliWives screeching Jerusalem at the Pride of Britain awards, wearing GingerSpice outfits, straddling a Gurkha apiece. In bowler hats. that may not have happened but I could see it

The Babyshits are paying tribute to the armed forces, in particular Pretty Shit's brother - who is a Marine fingers crossed for photos

Rylan is doing a mash-up. I am hoping for I Vow To Thee My Country mixed with London Town.

Nothing on the rest. Nanfucker doing 'Grandma, we love you'? Pinhead being angsty and 'urban'? Same old, same old

Oh, and Wand Erection are doing a one-off performance, in a cunning bid to get their entire fan base watching the Baby Shits.

Any predictions?

Is Iceland the world of pure imagination now? Cos when I passed the one in town earlier, it was depressingly real.
I wish they did catalogues, I'd stick 'em to my fridge and lose pounds.

ooh check out the duck duo

Soooo impressed with Iceland ad. No scraggy gobby women in sight (Kerry Katona, Coleen Nolan)

Shit, did I miss a Micky B thread? That was so good it got deleted?

Xmas ad a gogo tonight innit

The food still looked crap though, PotPourri.

The original and best MB thread - the shit in a box serial killer one. GORN.

Hands up, who's buying the Fail on Sunday tomorrow for the Wand Erection poster cover? Be honest, now.....

ROAR at his private celebration. Bet Louis's watching though.

Maybe that's what you need imagination for lady, to make the food seem edible.

ADELE! BINGO!

He is NOT singing the Stones. Please, no.

Don't want to know about your 'private' celebration James thanks

Oh, not more Adele ffs. Let's have an amnesty or something.

off topic slightly, can anyone do fanny farts on request ?

is he going to rap in the middle of it? help

Is it Adele then? Why was Mick Jagger on the telly?

slightly?

If so, how?

What's happened to his glasses? I hope he can see...

pmsl @ recall

Oh it's shite. That's good, I don't like change.

No recall, but there was that girl on the Valleys who could!

He's making it is own. There'll be lots of agonised wailing any second now.

What a shame he lost the toss up with Rylan to wear the union jack outfit.

I always get an unfortunate Cabbage Patch Kid vibe off Pinhead. Christmassy though, I suppose.