Intimate bleaching

[DecemberWisper]

Exactly that really

Has anyone had this done professionally?

I have brought a DIY cream but having no luck with it.

Sorry for TMI... ! Just interested.

Thanks x

Decarse has a "ring" to it and I'm sure a market for stickers is there but start arseup investment must be found

If you’re self conscious probs best not to get your brown eye ready for its close-up at all. You’ll only be looking for excuses to show it to people when it’s all pink and pouty

start arseup investment must be found

We claim it's ARsT.

How about the ARtSCouncil England?
www.artscouncil.org.uk/funding

( also need business plan, and thread in Legal re copyright, company formation etc etc)

Anyone up for an application to Dragon's Den?

Can't imagine the effect bleach would have on my post childbirth haemorrhoids 😖

Ok Dragons Den it is to get investment, so who's competent in business plans then, this could be the starse of something big

If it's anything like box dying your hair, it'll end up 3 shades darker than you intended....or possibly ginger.

A ginger arsehole
What a treat

I colour matched to f&b and now have a lovely peignoir bum hole that matches my en suite

I've just remembered that someone has been up close and personal with my bumcrack. The practice nurse when I had a fissure. A bit of Timodene sorted that out beautifully. No remarks on the shade were made. Perhaps its in my medical notes?

OP, I think if this is the sort of thing you spend your time worrying about, you should consult the self help section of a bookshop to work on your self esteem.

I was shagging this bloke who told me he had been shagging a woman who had a fanny "like a pepper" (ie bright red). I admit I felt a bit dejected with my 'ballet slipper' flaps.

She probably had thrush! He sounds delightful.

I was shagging this bloke who told me he had been shagging a woman who had a fanny "like a pepper" (ie bright red). I admit I felt a bit dejected with my 'ballet slipper' flaps.

Hope he didn’t tell you that while Shagging you

Bet he had a dorito shaped knob.

Threads like this are what MN is all about for me.

@DeRigueurMortis 👏🏼

I admit I felt a bit dejected with my 'ballet slipper' flaps.

I misread that as ‘ballet slipper flats’. I thought wow, he was really out to impress you by going full on Farrow & Ball. I mean, calling your pink van the demure shade ‘ballet slipper’ is middle class enough, but to evoke AN ICONIC STYLE CLASSIC ...?!! Respect. That’s dedication to the cause. (The cause of pure unadulterated wankery.)

Then I re-read again

Er, your pink vaj not your pink van. Although it suppose it works as metaphor: open the doors and let the fellas climb into the back.

Might have been a Green pepper.

@Stressheadme123 thankfully no, but it was in the same and final conversation where he asked me for a bj at my front door 😳 There's another vile hilarious story with him in starring role, but suffice it to say he was not one of finer moments. 😂

@DandyAF haha I now look down & visualise little bows attached to my flaps flats.

Well, tbh it's prob more dimensions of a van

@PigletJohn oh thank fuck I didn't shag him after that. Is it wrong that I'm going to google "green vulva"?

@lilgreen that was my immediate thought - ughhhhhhhhhh

could have been a Zombie.

@PigletJohn

@TooTrueToBeGood that made me howl!