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Intimate bleaching

199 replies

DecemberWisper · 02/02/2020 17:08

Exactly that really Blush

Has anyone had this done professionally?

I have brought a DIY cream but having no luck with it.

Sorry for TMI... ! Just interested.

Thanks x

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Bezalelle · 02/02/2020 17:09

Leave your bits alone!

IHaveBrilloHair · 02/02/2020 17:10

It's bought, not brought.
HTH Smile

dementedpixie · 02/02/2020 17:10

Why do you do this?

DecemberWisper · 02/02/2020 17:10

For anyone who has had this done professionally, where did you have this done please?

I have literally looked online for hours for salons near me that do not perform this. There are lots of places in London but don't fancy travelling there Sad

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DecemberWisper · 02/02/2020 17:11

@Bezalelle if I can do something about it why not!

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SquareOnTheHypoteneuse · 02/02/2020 17:11

I don’t understand why anyone would do this?

DecemberWisper · 02/02/2020 17:12

@IHaveBrilloHair I think you knew what I meant Grin

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dementedpixie · 02/02/2020 17:12

Can you explain why you want it done?

EmmaC78 · 02/02/2020 17:12

Leave your bits alone!

This ^^

apacketofcrisps · 02/02/2020 17:12

Is this your bum hole? Why do you need a bleached anus?

Thetellyisjelly · 02/02/2020 17:12

Honestly, I wouldn’t bother
Nobody is really fussed about the colour of your arsehole unless you work in porn.
Of course if it makes you happy , you go girl.
But it seems a bit unnecessary to me.

andanothernewname · 02/02/2020 17:13

Oooh I love an anal bleaching thread.

Frequency · 02/02/2020 17:13

Do something about what? I don't understand the question.

Are you a porn star?

IHaveBrilloHair · 02/02/2020 17:14

Tbf I do understand.
Many a time I was about to have sex and then found my partner of the moment didn't quite have the colour of sexual parts that I was looking for.
Oh no wait...

Northernsoullover · 02/02/2020 17:14

I don't think anyone has ever seen my ringpiece! Why on earth would you do this?

DecemberWisper · 02/02/2020 17:14

@Frequency no I am not a pornstar Hmm I just happen to be very self conscious.

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Thetellyisjelly · 02/02/2020 17:15

I mean what shade is it now?
And what tone were you after?

andanothernewname · 02/02/2020 17:16

^And what tone were you after?^

I’m crying already 🤣🤣🤣

SquareOnTheHypoteneuse · 02/02/2020 17:17

Has a previous partner commented? Is that why you’re self conscious?

Frequency · 02/02/2020 17:18

But how? Why? Of what?

Personally I don't have a fucking clue what colour my arsehole is. I assume pink but it could be purple with yellow polka dots for all I know. Ditto any sexual partners I've had - not a clue what shade of pink their arsehole is.

How are you looking at your arsehole so much that it is effecting your confidence? And can I be the first to suggest LTB?

Thetellyisjelly · 02/02/2020 17:19

I’d second that question
Honestly I’m not sure which shade mine is exactly, having not given it that much attention.
I mean maybe I should check Confused

Apolloanddaphne · 02/02/2020 17:19

I don't think I have ever seen my bum hole and could not tell you what colour it was even if my life depended on it!

IHaveBrilloHair · 02/02/2020 17:20

Is there a colour chart?

timetest · 02/02/2020 17:20

Isn’t this the kind of thing Geynneth Paltrow sells on her website?

PurpleDaisies · 02/02/2020 17:21

If someone’s close enough to my area hoke, they are close enough for me to trust that they won’t mind what colour it is.

Don’t do it.

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