Intimate bleaching

[DecemberWisper]

Exactly that really

Has anyone had this done professionally?

I have brought a DIY cream but having no luck with it.

Sorry for TMI... ! Just interested.

Thanks x

Extendable even.

If you’re not in possession of one already OP, I think a ‘Pink Monopod’ is exactly what you’re after.

What if a purple pile popped out some time after the bleaching. One's very own statement ring.

@butterpuffed she could rebleach it to make it lilac for Spring and leave it to darken again for Winter. It’d be like an accessory for all seasons.

random there is hair around most people’s arsehole - that’s what gets bleached. Not the skin.

Stop peering up your own arse! Whatever colour it is, it's a natural skin colour and I'm presuming not on permanent display. Leave your poor bum alone.

And someone called it a bumble! That is the best euphemism for an arsehole I've ever heard and am adopting it forthwith.

I now have anal bleaching in my google search history...buzzing.

Can you grow a gargantuan lady garden to hide the offending anus?

@DrinkFeckArseGirls my google search tells me you are wrong, it is the skin that is bleached. New kind of halo.

What the actual fuck??

Bleach your arsehole?!!

Why??

Has someone commented on your arseholes colour?

Have you looked at your arsehole and decided you don't like the shade?

Aren't they all the same colour roughly
Brownish??

I don't understand this at all.

How much time do you spend with someone's retinas burning into your arsehole that this would be worth your time?

This is utterly bizarre!!

This thread has been.....enlightening.
I never even knew this 'practice' existed!

@Wilmalovescake This has got my week of to a great start. I doubt anyone can top your comment. Thanks.
The day I worry about a lot bleaching will be the day I know Ive made it!

Can you grow a gargantuan lady garden to hide the offending anus?

Maybe the OP could try a ‘comb over’ 🤷‍♀️

I hope he gave you a sticker on the way out Dhal

Yes but where’s did he stick it @NomDeQwerty 😂

Never mind ‘anal bleaching’ let’s invent decorative ‘anal stickers’, this time next year we’ll be millionaires Rodney!

silver linings and all that

That’s an idea OP, get your anus silver-plated. Bit of a polish every week and it’ll be shiny as new.

OMG this thread is a tonic! I was laughing and then I read the Amazon review and now I'm crying. Funniest thing I've read in ages!

Here's the review again
Thanks @hagsrus0 for the link

Oh this has got to go in classics, it's the funniest thread I've read in ages

Jesus wept....
Not likely about the colour of his bum hole imo..

@DrinkFeckArseGirls that is what I thought it was but I stand corrected. People are bleaching their arsehole skin.

Weirdly enough my husband already knew this. and I thought I was the one with the colourful background.. and I did not mean a colourful arsehole

@Frequency no I am not a pornstar hmm I just happen to be very self conscious.

How many people are you showing your bumhole to that you need to be self conscious about it?

I can hardly be bothered to pluck my eyebrows never mind beautifying my arsehole to be honest.

If it's anything like box dying your hair, it'll end up 3 shades darker than you intended....or possibly ginger.

Never mind ‘anal bleaching’ let’s invent decorative ‘anal stickers’, this time next year we’ll be millionaires Rodney!

Like those dangly jewels that some people buy to cover up their pets' offensive bumholes?