Intimate bleaching

[DecemberWisper]

Exactly that really

Has anyone had this done professionally?

I have brought a DIY cream but having no luck with it.

Sorry for TMI... ! Just interested.

Thanks x

@Thetellyisjelly
Thank you for my first laugh out loud MN post......... 'what tone were you after?' 😂

How do you know it's not already the colour you want it to be?

Also, how do you decide what colour you want to to be?

Also, have I been wrong in not giving a shiny shit (ha!) about the colour of mine all these years?

Oh no @Thetellyisjelly I know about the vicinity, I'd just never heard/encountered them on the actual thing.
I can't believe I'm actually having this conversation!

Personally I don't have a fucking clue what colour my arsehole is. I assume pink

I don’t know how to break this to you......

I thought it was only porn stars who did this? Are you a porn star, OP?

Are aresholes not pink? I genuinely believed they were like all other mammalian arseholes i.e cats, baboons etc but slightly less red.

apileofballyhoe howling

Jessica Yaniv is that you?

🤣😂🤣😂

It's not just bums that get bleached, it's the whole vaginal area (from what I've googled)

I'm trying to decide between "Timeless" and "James' White". for mine .

You are not allowed to do it on a Sunday, it's a day of rest. Monday is washing and bleaching day.!

Baboons just don’t worry.
Be a baboon

Yikes. Is this a thing? crosses legs

my arsehole is more brown than pink. Now I am feeling self conscious. Oh my, something to fret over

I just happen to be very self conscious

Do you walk on all fours ?

It's not just bums that get bleached, it's the whole vaginal area (from what I've googled)

I know my vaginal area is pink. I can see that.

Can you colour them as well as bleach them? I'd be down for that. It would be especially fun if you had a new partner. Just as you're getting down to business they'd realise you had a turquoise vagina.

I have spat my tea out laughing at the question about him wearing a miners lamp!

I am sooo glad that this question has met with these responses. I have faith in the future of the world.

Does the anus redarken? Is it a one off thing or a regular thing - like doing ones nails....

@BuzzShitbagBobbly

How do people know the colour of their own?

Do you use photos, a series of mirrors, ask the neigbours?

This is a windup.

How do you know if it needs bleaching? Suppose I could always pop into Boots, they offer a shade matching service.

Was it Russell Brand who got his dad to compare his ball sack to a paint chart because men's ball bags get darker as they get older?

Is it like this? What shade are you currently and what are you aiming for? I'll be honest, the colour of my ring has never been something I've given much consideration to... heads off to find a compact mirror...

Nasty.

Apparently the global skin lightening industry is worth 19.8 billion annually .. so OP you are definitely not alone.
In the article I just read it says that for many women, their labia and anus darken a lot after having babies (I didn’t know this) and as they age.
Anyway it seems that there are lots of salons that offer a lightening service.
And I read of a home product, which entertainingly is called..
My pink wink