Intimate bleaching

[DecemberWisper]

Exactly that really

Has anyone had this done professionally?

I have brought a DIY cream but having no luck with it.

Sorry for TMI... ! Just interested.

Thanks x

People who are saying no one sees it, a sexual partner would see if you’re on all fours or laying on your back with legs up.

I do often get a shiver of ‘oh dear, someone can see my bumhole.’

.I do often get a shiver of ‘oh dear, someone can see my bumhole

Ah, yes I can see up yer bum from below thread here CalmFizz

You are definitely Peri anal Pink.

If I were doing your colours I'd suggest that you're a Spring.

I am so glad I started this thread 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

Oh my! I always thought when someone was talking about anal bleaching they meant the hair not your fucking arsehole!

I thought the op was about pubes too. I didn't know this could be done, and wouldn't have realised you could do it from home either

I've DIYed it by accident when I mistook a packet of domestos toilet wipes for more arse-friendly wet wipes. I do not recommend it. Wipes of any description have long since been banned in this house, and not just for environmental reasons.

This is one of the things ingnito mode was invented for. It's not even permanent apparently

I feel I'm more of a shade of Mocha Twist.

Can't.Stop.Laughing.May.Pee.Myself.....

You're definitely sparkling white then TooTrue and must be sporting the ring of confidence

How are you looking at your arsehole so much that it is effecting your confidence?

10/10 thread.

Have you checked for piles op

Personally, I think we should colour them in with highlighter pens.

I've honestly never even seen my own bumhole, mainly thanks to my layers of flab and lack of flexibility. You've got me curious now OP as to what colour it is.

Anyway I did once dye my pubes a fetching red colour to amuse my DH one Valentines Day, back in the day when I had the time and energy to care. Maybe you could consider doing something similar, as the bright pubes will distract the attention away, and possibly also tone down the colour of your bumhole.

Being on all fours to be told hey sweetcheeks you've got piles must certainly be a passion killer

I've DIYed it by accident when I mistook a packet of domestos toilet wipes for more arse-friendly wet wipes. I do not recommend it. Wipes of any description have long since been banned in this house, and not just for environmental reasons.

^^°°that's what they ALL say

Your bumble 😂😂 that was meant to be bumhole 😂

I'm calling it a bumble from now on!

@Frequency you made me LOOL 😂🤣🤣

I’m quite jealous OP.

There are about 47,000 body parts ahead of my arsehole to feel self conscious about. You must be fucking gorgeous to have worked your way down to your arsehole.

@Gemma2019 I rather suspect anyone thinking of bleaching their arse hole has long ago removed all pubes.

The one with the Brussels sprout:
www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK?tag=mumsnetforu03-21

I think you should ask the person who will see it what they would prefer, and ask them to apply the necessary unguents.

@pigletjohn I hope OP isn’t polyamorous or ‘playing the field’ - what if they can’t all agree and she’s lightening and darkening her bumhole every day

My piles and scar tissue is 😳 at this thread 😂

Maybe the OP knows what colour her anus is by taking arse selfies? You can do a lot with an expandable selfie stick.