Intimate bleaching

[DecemberWisper]

Exactly that really

Has anyone had this done professionally?

I have brought a DIY cream but having no luck with it.

Sorry for TMI... ! Just interested.

Thanks x

Arse hole. I don’t know what an area hoke is!

Self conscious of your BUTTHOLE?

Maybe you could go to B&Q and get those colour sample strips?

Seriously, don't do it. Bleach and privates don't need to mix.

Domestos and a toothbrush? HTH

Well I've certainly learnt something today!!!

Actually, how exactly do you see your own do often?
Are you in Cirque du Soleil?

Why not wax it then.

Also surely this is fiddly job to do yourself?
But it’s very much a thing, just like getting a Brazilian or a Hollywood or whatever.
So I guess if it’s available , the best bet would be to go for a pro anal bleaching at a salon. Better than risking burns and contortionist manoevres.
Your body your choice.
Just don’t be under any illusions that every other woman has an ice white arsehole because I just don’t think it’s the case . Men invent these standards.

Yes I've bleached my arsehole. Husband went mad when he caught me legs in the air, cheeks spread. 'Who the fuck you doing that for? I like your arsehole how it is' 😂 never done it since. Home product should arrive with instructions OP.

Self conscious about what?
How often do you see it to get worried and upset about it?
What do you compare it to?

Is there a colour chart? A pastel version?

Unless somebody’s shining a torch there during foreplay, I’m not sure why the colour matters. Or does he wear a miner’s lamp, perhaps?

@andanothernewname
Oooh I love an anal bleaching thread
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why on Earth is this even a thing? And how can you be conscious about the colour of your bum hole? It’s like being conscious about the shape of your appendix!

Try whitening toothpaste...

(Do Not try whitening toothpaste really.)

Don't use Colgate. It stings like a bastard!

Jessica Yaniv is that you?

Hang on @DrinkFeckArseGirls
Wax it?
Does hair grow out of the balloon knot?
I've never come across that when assessing with my colour chart

Yes lots of women have very hairy arseholes.
Though not many of us like to admit it.
But it’s true. That’s why a salon wax is so good because the waxer will discreetly do all the bum bits and pretend they weren’t there in the first place.
Not out of the hole exactly , but y’know , in the vicinity.

This is how capitalism works.

The sun already shines out of mine.
Or so I've been told...

Lol at Cirque du Soleil. Teenager won't be happy with how this has transpired.

This is how capitalism works🤣🤣🤣🤣

only folk who have seen my bum is my dr and it can stop that way too

December, somewhere someone has conned you.
Your being made to conform, over a body part no one looks at.
You could hurt yourself .
You must know that never in public will this part of your body be exposed, even you can't see it.
If the person you love makes a comment then you can go look at theirs, take photos and compare. I think you will find they look similar.