What the actual fuck are these abominations all about then?

[WilburIsSomePig]

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WTF indeed

They look a bit "Wandering Oakens Trading Post" to me!

Sex! Love the lambs foot!

Are those fleecy bed socks or part of the shoe?

Oh dear god.

Dear God.... £100 for those ugly abominations?

I'm amazed they're in the sale.

I cannot imagine why there's any left for them to be on sale. Quick guys!!

Crying here! Who would buy them?

Oh come on Palomb, I think it's quite clear that it's 'a removable sock that enables the wearer to adapt the boot accordingly and customise their own look by wearing different socks underneath.' Obviously ...

I haven't got them in my size. I am GUTTED.

I am speechless at the horror. And I LIKE ugly shoes.

Seriously though if you did that bad a job as that designer has done in any other job..

I tried to give them the benefit of the doubt and wondered if they might be comfy but I think the ties would cut into your leg.

A removable sock eh?

Revolutionary.

Holy flurk.
I can't even imagine what they were thinking when that got past the 'amusing doodle on a pad' stage. Is it April 1st already?

Those really are quite breathtaking :o

Someone somewhere designed those and then someone else thought they were worth taking a punt on. Then someone approved it. Who are these people? What are they like?

A boot with a removable sock, ie a sandal? I don't understand why wearing socks with sandals makes them a boot? Try telling that to the pissing down rain

I really want someone to troll and pretend they like them/are offended but that performance would be Oscar worthy.

I no longer fear hell.

I just ... there's nothing ... I actually cannot find one nice thing to say about them. The socks look warm I suppose?

Remarkably, they still have them in every size so if you really want em you best be quick. Those babies will be snapped up before you know it.

Aaargh. These are going to keep on appearing on my ad banners now.

The scariest footwear ever. I feel slightly nauseous. Just...wrong.

This is all I have to add