What the actual fuck are these abominations all about then?

[WilburIsSomePig]

www.clarks.co.uk/p/26112911

Sheesh, they are Grim!

Actually I really like these and in fact bought them today, so I'm really offended and stuff... , .

There you are banning! How did I do?

Arrrggghhhh. My EYES!!!

That picture made me recoil.

They are "reminiscent of a simple past but equally projected towards a sophisticated future".

Wtf

I mean, W.T.F.

Anyone else just let out a little wee from laughing so much?!!

They're obviously designed for someone who is into bondage.
With sheep.
With a footwear fetish.

Which is pretty much the dictionary description of "niche"

But they were £200 and now they're only £100! They are a bargain! Please don't show my DH, he loves a bargain and Mother's day is only around the corner. DD isn't old enough to overpower him!

Obviously they could not find a model to wear them for the photoshoot.......

And they were £200? WTAF?

Hideous.

Clarks are the M&S of shoe shops...generally fairly mediocre but every now and again producing something that makes you think was the designer on glue

Cannot believe they were £200!

Oh my god. They are beyond hideous. And I'm the one who bought the clarks silver boots not long ago (when you all told me not to!)

I would love to know how many pairs they sold.

"Home delivery only"....because presumably NOBODY would want to try them on in public?? WTAF indeed

I knew before I even clicked on the link which shoes these would be. Gopping!

Duh you lot.

You obviously buy these to leave near the front door. Your guest will take a quick look at them and make a hasty exit. They work on roaming sales people, too.

OMG I am laughing so hard. Thank you, OP - I love you.

It's the removable sock, isn't it?

Are they men's or women's?

Gutted they're not available in wide fit, I'd be snapping them up otherwise

I love the fact that you can customise the look by wearing different socks with them. Were the marketing department pissed when they wrote that? Or just desperate? reminds me of some of the drivel that I used to write in the old days

I don't see what's wrong with them tbh, I'm sure I saw Sam Cam in them last week.
Is that what you meant banning?

I can't stop looking at them they have a kind of magnetic quality about them. They're creepy fuckers too.

The saddest bit is, in the description is says they are donating 5% from each pair sold to charity.

I bet the chosen charity were THRILLED when they saw the design!