What the actual fuck are these abominations all about then?

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www.clarks.co.uk/p/26112911

I really wish I could unsee those...

I am speechless over those Muppet penises.

Wowza. I'd rather wear crocs.

That's going a bit far isn't it?

Bazza2 Tea. Nose. Out of.

A removable sock . Can you imagine the possibilities?!!

t-o-o-g-o-o-d.com/ are the designers -it explains alot!!

I've got more of these things. I think we tracked down a fanjo wedding dress once, and possibly a coordinating willy suit for the groom. I'm thinking that my search for a new career is over, and I should be a wedding dresser.

WOW TheoriginalLEM whoever knitted those tank tops must have had massive knitting needles.

Beggars belief really - the designers need to get out a bit more.

They are fugly shoes. What were Clarks thinking. I thought that there couldn't be a more horrific shoe until typing that into Google. WTF is going on out there with shoes?

Heads? heads...

I cannot tell you how many times I have wished for removable socks.

I predict we will all own removable socks one day.

Whoever pointed out the Michael Flatley vibe is onto something. I'd bet the very sheep-infiltrated Irish souvenir shops could sell them easily as shepherds' traditional irish-dancing shoes.

GreenHam I wear removable socks every day. Unless it's summer. And even then I might put on a sock and remove it if the weather is a tad changeaable.

What are your socks like? Welded to your feet ?

Those shoes would be okay without the socks,and the lacing up the leg,with a different heel,and maybe a different colour,and a couple of other little changes.
Would make a lovely mothers day gift.

Katemiddleton you are clearly quite delusional. Removable socks are a special feature of this lovely boot.

Unless of course you already own several pairs of the boots. In which case my allegation of being delusional still stands

bolleauxnouveau

So, a different shoe?

I'm obviously out the loop fashion wise.

I've just clicked on the toogood link. Ye Gods. Why are they all wearing baggy pyjamas and/or shrouds?

I need to rethink my wardrobe

They are black. I like black.

I'M NOT DELUSIONAL GREEN EGSS ANS DI'AVE HAVE MY CAPS ON that's better.

I am not delusional greeneggs - i have loads of sock in my sock cupbaorrad. If i buy these then I WILL only get one pair of reusable socks. if i use my resuladsable sock thesn i will hafe lots of socks to reuse and the lar,.olk.

omg i hae been to the pu b iot is is veir y bad news for a saturday night. D/h w=asked me whatr do you want to do for mothers day i said satya in bed with an s a hangover.

f me it isn't een 7 oc oclecock yet.

Precisely what I thought you would say Katemiddleton.

May you awake to a brief hangover and a long, lovingly wrapped Clarks box in your bed

I seem to have fallen asleep and woken up at gone midnight. Stone cold sober. How tf did that happen?
Have I missed anything?

Not much.

Save for the revelation that is removable socks...

MUGATU.. DERILICT.. is all I can say to those designers

They are probably the worst footwear I've ever seen. Socks and sandals were never a good look. Urgh!

They can dere-lick my balls.