I have to say a HUGE thank you to WilburIsSomePig for making MY day! Honestly I think I really am going to buy some - as WhatamessIgotinto says, my friends would just be utterly, utterly amazed at my style and sophistication. £100 is a small price to pay for having totally unique shoes that you're guaranteed no one else will be wearing. I'm now off to buy the socks to match...