What the actual fuck are these abominations all about then?

[WilburIsSomePig]

www.clarks.co.uk/p/26112911

Oh I do love seriously drunk postings! Hope your hangover wasn't too bad, KateM

I know the thread has, ahem, moved on but must comment on the OP's OP.

Fuck me.

I like an ugly shoe me, but that is the frozen limit.

They've gone. Sold out? Chucked on a fire?

We'll never know or see anyone wearing them.

The power of mumsnet. Wooo.
Perhaps they'll relist them on April 1st, or they only made one pair and Lady Gaga bought them.

No way! Even gone on US site too

Some smart person bought the lot.

They now have a whole drawer full of removable socks.

Some smart person bought the lot.

They now have a whole drawer full of removable socks.

That would suit a cold centipede well actually

You wait. I bet all the models in Kanye's next collection are enduring them . That's what his 53 mil deficit went on

Ooooo! Can't believe Clarks took them down, maybe they got a bit embarrassed?

That would suit a cold centipede well actually

Still available in a size 4 they're in my basket.

I saw these beauties in an email Selfridges kindly sent me this morning.

While not heinous, they do look like primark sandals a talented teen customised with some craft supplies and a glue gun.

At a mere £505, I predict lots of pinterest hacks.

Great! We have winter shoes and summer shoes in one thread!

You know what those sandals need? Removable socks.

the Toogood website. Their clothes look like prison wear from a gulag. And the pretentious shite too. Their lives must be tiring!