~~~~The All New Improved With Knobs On MN STYLE SHOP~~~~

[FrannyandZooey]

Come in, come in, we have gloriously sarcastic and opinionated staff waiting to serve you. Malory will never know as I have it on the best authority she is safely away for the week.

Who's first?

Ok. What nice new season tops are around for the curvatious?

Ooh.

OK, three week old baby, need whole new wardrobe as old pre-preg clothes had Seen Better Days. Have £50-worth Next vouchers to start me off.

Bfeeding-friendly tops, please, and nothing low-waisted...

Ah. Our nork expert will be along in a minute.

I really can't think where she's got to

MT's going to string you up, btw

It's just norks norks norks. I am not equipped to answer these. Relax on our banquette ladies and your questions will be answered in the fullness of time.

Yes I know it is worth it for the thrill of being caught MFHM

blimey franny you like to live dangerously...
off to 'ave a look

What ON EARTH do you think you are doing

OK then. Invite to a dinner dance (usually ends in a bit of a party) two weeks today. Black and white theme, these are very glam people but not the ballgown type. Formal tho, posh hotel. Have a strapless once worn boned corset top in black with a net overlay that goes down a bit, but what with it? Skirt? Trousers?

Me: 32, size 12 (10 waist, 12 rest, short hair about to become very bright pink (currently purple, was scar;et at christmas- you get the idea. Students, eh? ).

Expect to get very drunk, as detest many fellow guests.

Suggestions please.... have access to both Newport and cardiff, but nott wads of cash.

OK for the big norked/and or bf
I recommend a vest top and then on top a crinkly shirt just buttoned over the norks
this provides a pleasing line
for bf access you unbutton and then hoik up the vest top leaving the shirt to cover the tummy/stretch marks/keep out the chill
and those crinkly shirts don't need ironing
nice vest tops in M&S two for £10

MI is blessed with acres of norkage I believe and swears by rather lovely v neck silky long sleeve tops from jigsaw.

'Expect to get very drunk, as detest many fellow guests. '

lol

white obi tie shirt hinker and scummymummy? and that turquiose one is nice

big tits = neck and not too stiff material.
that's the rule
be with you in a sec Peachy C

V neck
der

trophy necks re good too with a small print like the one on this page for 19.99

the top on page 19 is a good one, also page 21, I covet the boots on page 29

Hey I'm only going coz it's DH's birthday request. had planned to flounce. So, will just get very, very drunk instead.

(There was a thread a while back on should I go where I explained how mean they were, everyone said NO but Dh said 'poor me, it's my birthday sooooon... Damn. got again). Pass the voddie.

actually I have a summer wedding to go to and if I was thin enough I would buy the entire outfit on page 13, sorted.

White makes me look a bit pasty and fat- sob. Turquoise top lovely colour. v necks def good.

this is nice scums

all the skirts in next are hideous btw
don't bother
lots of culottes and short but personally unless youre skinny... I wouldn't
off to find a skirt for peachy clair (yes I saw that thread, can't believe you're going, hope you have traded for a spa day or somthing [wink[)

Lovely boots, Enid. I had pixie boots that exact colour when I was 14. Like the blue top too.

Ooo. that IS nice.