Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully?

@TuftyFinch

I had an email from Carl.

There is no CarlMumsnet

Oh so did I!

Were you hacked do you think??

It was quite a strange email on reflection.

@HullyEastergully

Oh so did I!

Were you hacked do you think??

It was quite a strange email on reflection.

What about?

Ooh intriguing, I hardly ever get emails form HQ, - apart from when I've been bad and that hasn't happened for ages ever.

Hello NewKate and Luke, I'm the NICE one

it was about a survey.

Did you not have a work experience person or anything?

Oh dear, did you complete the survey Hully?

No it was about one, asking if I'd take part. I emailed back querying it and heard nothing else.

Is it just me that is picturing LukeMumsnet as Luke Marsden from Big Brother?

It was a bit strange yes but I put that down to the disease of the Ash tress? Did you?

No, it was pre Ash. Mine said a few "carefully-selected" MNers had been chosen for the survey.

Oh that one! Yes, I did the survey and got sent a lovely jumper with flying dicks on it. Tres chic.

Hi NewKate

I see MNHQ has not implemented my only hire people who have new and different names policy. :)

FLying Dicks? wtf kind of survey was that?

I was alerted to the fresh meat lovely new MN Homme by the delectable Hully :o

I promise in advance to not scare LukeMN away, like I did with dear PattikinsMN.

and bosom

Can we see his buns?

I Luke the Luke of his buns

@ myself

Do I have to separate you two?

::sits on Pinot::

@HullyEastergully

it was about a survey.

Did you not have a work experience person or anything?

Seriously, Hully - was it an email from this Carl person or a PM?

I wonder why Luke hasn't posted yet? Poor thing seems to have been frightened away already

Ducks not dicks. That would be oddness.

Duck dicks are very odd.

Welcome to Mumsnet, NewKate and Luke. Come to the Puddle sometime and you can have a go in our hot tub.

Oh, and if either of you is any good at songwriting you could help OliviaMN with the song she owes us.

An email, I think.

It said it was about about female body perception. Apparently there was a voucher for Victoria's Secrets (or whatever) for taking part. That was what I queried, I said I'd rather have a book token.

I recall a CarlMumsnet email, but I've searched my email history and nothing is showing. I don't recall the female body bit, but I may not have read the email. Anyway, nothing in the last 28 days (limit of email history).

@HullyEastergully

An email, I think.

It said it was about about female body perception. Apparently there was a voucher for Victoria's Secrets (or whatever) for taking part. That was what I queried, I said I'd rather have a book token.

OK, I'm hoping it was a PM (kinda) because we definitely haven't sent out any invites to a survey about female body perception recently.

Sounds like someone spamming to us.

If you still have the mail, could you please send it to us at contactus at mumsnet dot com and we will do some yelling