Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully?

MITMOO!

MITMOO!

MITMOO!

HQ please give us a song and I will shut the fuck up, I promise.

@ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone

HQ you have not just let yourself down but you have let the ENTIRE site down, are you happy now?

We only wanted as song.

Is that really too much to ask?

It is Christmas after all.

Tsk, it's Sunday Night, I'm tone deaf and I'm here on my own.

You SO don't want this to happen.

Just for you Shaky...

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Val, you are my hero.

Shit that hurts my eyes!

If they don't sing, do I have call it Judas instead?

There's hope!!!!!!

I've been reporting too. Olivia just emailed me to say she has her thinking cap on.

THE PUDDLE LUFFFFFFFFS OLIVIA.

Can we all declare our belief in Olivia a la Miracle on 34th St?

EDUCATED BELIEVES IN OLIVIA

Here to cheer on HQ!!

Bonkey & Shaky, we must kidnap EduCated and make her a Puddlehumper. She'd fit in nicely.

High fives everyone!!!

Val that is awesome!

Olivia always was my favourite.

I have just reported myself again. I'm dead I tell ya!

If you don't hear from me again it's because I have been banned by MNHQ for harassment

I wouldn't worry, Shaky. If MNHQ were going to ban people for harrassment, they'd have banned me when I set the zombies on them.

If you're going to kidnap me can you link me to where I'm to be gel hostage?

I haven't been trained for this...

What have you been trained for...?

I'd like to see the training that goes on :o

@TrillsCarolsOutOfTune

What have you been trained for...?

I'd like to see the training that goes on :o

TSSDNCOP

GodMumsnet!

I need to ask your omnipotence a question if I may so humbly petition you?

Does peter Andre really love his kids?

Bloody hell, GodMumsnet?

Yep. Omnipresent and omnipotent, but doesn't answer questions.

Of course not, Secret. He REALLY REALLY loves them.

And people were complaining they didn't know Luke worked for MumsNet!