Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully?

Ahum.

Are yow accusing me of doing the Sexism, AitchEmEn?

I haven't started a threda fir NewKate as she and I haven't crissed paths yet, let alone se;t me an email praising my witticisms.

Okay?

Okay?

Okay?

@HullyEastergully

Hi Kate!

Do you go at all?

What do you mean Hully? [polite innocent face]

Oh, Hullo NewKate, I like your shoes. Tasteful and practical, usually so hard to pull orf. Kudos.

Do you wanna know who to watch out for? Come up and I'll show yuo my spreadshit.

Come into my parlour said the Chaos spider to the NewKate fly...

you know

You get emails from MNHQ praising your funnies, Chaos? SIOB indeed. They've never fecking emailed me.

@ChaosTrulyReigns

Oh, Hullo NewKate, I like your shoes. Tasteful and practical, usually so hard to pull orf. Kudos.

Do you wanna know who to watch out for? Come up and I'll show yuo my spreadshit.

[over-enthusiastic wave] Hi Chaos! I am currently wearing DMs which are in fact very hard to pull off!

[tumbleweed]

DMs?

At the office?

@HullyEastergully

you know

Nope, not a clue! Has it got anything to do with the wine cellar?

Hello noble NewKate, hello lovely Luke.

Can I interest you in my campaign for a Science and Nature Club section, before you get too busy with the red button?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/site_stuff/1580675-Science-Nature-Club-Topic-pretty-please

"tits"

I remember when there were only Justine, Carrie & Rachel plus Tech.

[sigh]

They sure are spawning.

Someone there is a goer and no mistake.

Hello Luke and NewKate.

What does SIOB mean? Thanks.

@SoupDragon

I remember when there were only Justine, Carrie & Rachel plus Tech.

[sigh]

Yes, me too. They have moved on to Higher Things now...

Luke hasn't posted!

Is he nervous, perchance?

Is Luke hiding in the loo with Dazzer and Pattikins and the rest?

It must be getting really crowded in there. All sweaty and Lynx-smelling.

Helen, they haven't "moved onto higher things" they are necking champagne in Tech's shed.

They are actually In Barbados with Michael Winner. They were spotted.

Hello, NewKate!

Do you like Zombies?

[bwink]

Hey we got hats!

[bgrin]

We did not get pilgrim hats, though. [bsad]

Do you have a cool hand, Luke?

I had an email from Carl.