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Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/11/2012 19:25

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully? Wink

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HelenMumsnet · 29/11/2012 20:12

Grin Aw, that would be LukeMumsnet. He's very new. Be kind and welcoming.

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HelenMumsnet · 29/11/2012 20:22

@HoneyDragon

Helen. Mumsnet kind and welcoming? Or Actual proper kind and welcoming?

Actual and Proper

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HelenMumsnet · 29/11/2012 20:48

Erm, LukeMumsnet, come back!

They're not usually like this, honest

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 10:21

@HullyEastergully

Well helllllllllllllo

fresh meat

nom nom

Now now...

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 11:15

@BookieMonster

Did Luke's Welcome To Mumsnet pack come with pepper spray and a taser?

No, but he did ask if he needed to bring a flak jacket

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 11:49

@YankTeeDoodleDanTee

Does he have Cool Hands?

Ice Cold. Especially on the ban button...

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 11:51

Anyway why isn't there a nice welcoming thread about NewKateMumsnet?

She's very lovely and may well be sulking because Luke's getting all the attention

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NewKateMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:17

oh really...all this fuss...I'm so shy oh they've noticed me yay yay yay

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NewKateMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:19

(I'm really hoping you won't notice I didn't start that last post with a capital letter and will flame me forever more)

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NewKateMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:20

@HullyEastergully

Hi Kate!

Do you go at all?

What do you mean Hully? [polite innocent face]

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NewKateMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:28

@ChaosTrulyReigns

Oh, Hullo NewKate, I like your shoes. Tasteful and practical, usually so hard to pull orf. Kudos.

Do you wanna know who to watch out for? Come up and I'll show yuo my spreadshit.

[over-enthusiastic wave] Hi Chaos! I am currently wearing DMs which are in fact very hard to pull off!

[tumbleweed]

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NewKateMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:36

@HullyEastergully

you know

Nope, not a clue! Has it got anything to do with the wine cellar?

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:57

@SoupDragon

I remember when there were only Justine, Carrie & Rachel plus Tech.

[sigh]

Yes, me too. They have moved on to Higher Things now...

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RebeccaMumsnet · 30/11/2012 14:05

@TuftyFinch

I had an email from Carl.

There is no CarlMumsnet

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RebeccaMumsnet · 30/11/2012 14:25

@HullyEastergully

Oh so did I!

Were you hacked do you think??

It was quite a strange email on reflection.

What about?

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 14:56

@HullyEastergully

it was about a survey.

Did you not have a work experience person or anything?

Seriously, Hully - was it an email from this Carl person or a PM?

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 15:23

@HullyEastergully

An email, I think.

It said it was about about female body perception. Apparently there was a voucher for Victoria's Secrets (or whatever) for taking part. That was what I queried, I said I'd rather have a book token.

OK, I'm hoping it was a PM (kinda) because we definitely haven't sent out any invites to a survey about female body perception recently.

Sounds like someone spamming to us. Angry

If you still have the mail, could you please send it to us at contactus at mumsnet dot com and we will do some yelling

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 15:24

@Pinot

I recall a CarlMumsnet email, but I've searched my email history and nothing is showing. I don't recall the female body bit, but I may not have read the email. Anyway, nothing in the last 28 days (limit of email history).

Could you look at your PMs, too, Pinot? Would appreciate it...

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 15:30

@HullyEastergully

Oh all right it was a lie

seeing as you're getting all cross and serious

which is a shame as I'd hardly got going at all

I hadn't even done the "describe your breasts" bit

Sad Was looking forward to some yelling...

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 16:07

@EmpressOfTheNorthPole

You could yell at Hully for being norty.

Now, there's an idea... Wink

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OliviaMumsnet · 30/11/2012 18:27

@EmpressOfTheNorthPole

Blank posts normally do it, EduCated.
AHEM. [bhmm]
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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 20:39

Ahem

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 20:42

@EduCated

Only Olivia 'ahem's.

Oi, are you at me?

I'll see you outside

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OliviaMumsnet · 30/11/2012 20:45

@EmpressOfTheNorthPole

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OliviaMumsnet · 30/11/2012 21:06

I am not sure there is an OFFICIAL HQ song.

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