Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully?

No it was much longer ago than that, Pinot

@Pinot

I recall a CarlMumsnet email, but I've searched my email history and nothing is showing. I don't recall the female body bit, but I may not have read the email. Anyway, nothing in the last 28 days (limit of email history).

Could you look at your PMs, too, Pinot? Would appreciate it...

Oh all right it was a lie

seeing as you're getting all cross and serious

which is a shame as I'd hardly got going at all

I hadn't even done the "describe your breasts" bit

I don't think tufty was lying tho.

@HullyEastergully

Oh all right it was a lie

seeing as you're getting all cross and serious

which is a shame as I'd hardly got going at all

I hadn't even done the "describe your breasts" bit

Was looking forward to some yelling...

Ooh. Hello

I am nice and have never ever been told off by MN.

I keep trying

Why is there no staff gallery?

You could yell at Hully for being norty.

Duck dicks is turning into MN Godwin's Law. [bgrin]

And yes, where is our song, Olivia?!?!

@EmpressOfTheNorthPole

You could yell at Hully for being norty.

Now, there's an idea...

To be fair, it doesn't have to be Olivia. We'll settle for any member of HQ. As long as it's before - was it 19 December, Tee?

I think so, yes, Empress.

Thanks, Tee. OK, there you go then, MNHQ. The Puddle awaits!

I want a staff gallary - with photos of ya all

I wasn't lying. I'm wearing my duck (dick) jumper. It's loverly.

Yep 19th, I've gone off our boys name aswell so HQ could very well tip the balance in favour of Jesus

Did yelling ever do any good?

Did it?

Yes, the puddle is waiting.

Now you have new staff, it should be a compulsory part of their training to give us a song in the puddle.

C'mon Luke and Kate, the puddle is this way ------->

Don't be scared, we are all lovely there unlike this norty lot, especially that Hully one

Luke and NewKate will like the Puddle. It's luffly and comfy and has the best coffee machine on MN. Not to mention the real fire.

They can sing to us in comfort and then they will be responsible for the new Baby Jesus.

I tried to type out a sweary ranty post to Hully to see if you'd delete me but I couldn't bring myself to do it

I really am too much of a goody two shoes

Blank posts normally do it, EduCated.

I once had to spend a whole week in disguise after starting a blank post thread.

I'm not sure who Luke is but I know his Father...

That was really funny Ferret!

@EmpressOfTheNorthPole

Blank posts normally do it, EduCated.

AHEM. [bhmm]

Hi Olivia!

Wow even mentioning blank posts brings them running!

Hi Olivia.