Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully?

I love the name TheSecretSantaDNCOP!

Cheers Trills
It's nice to get some validation from someone

I told you the other day I loved your name!!

HAURMPH

You did Tee and I luffs you and your creepy name too

He Tees you when you're sleeping...

Tee I think your name is clever but I also think Elves on Shelves are creepy bastarding things.

Yeah. If my mum had put one in my room it would've tasted the business end of a cricket bat!

So do I.

gasp I just got an email from Luke.

::swoons::

WHAT?! Why? S'not faaaaaair, I want one

He's never posted on the thread, has he? Do you think we scare him?

Maybe he is too new to have board privileges.

Give him chance, it's only been 9 days since he ran away, Helen is probably still trying to coax him out of the cupboard he's hiding in.