Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully?

Does he have Cool Hands?

I heard that he has to work for MNHQ because he got caught drunkenly removing the tops of parking meters...

@YankTeeDoodleDanTee

Does he have Cool Hands?

Ice Cold. Especially on the ban button...

Anyway why isn't there a nice welcoming thread about NewKateMumsnet?

She's very lovely and may well be sulking because Luke's getting all the attention

I keep getting kind of suggestive texts from a guy called Luke who seems to think I'm called Amy (I'm not).

Hope he's not lukemumsnet, or I'll be complaining!

Hello NewKate! Are you here for community service too?

Hmmm neither of them are daring to show themselves....

Too much gin during their initiations?

Photo?

They waste the gin on newcomers?!

I think they made to bring their own.

unless they have been locked up for stealing it which is why they have not appeared

Not enough gin, I think.

Can we tease them out of hiding by tying a gin miniature onto some string and pulling it along the floor?

Is Kate a goer?

< offers gin > come out come out wherever you are......

Hully!

Let's get the miniatures and find out, Hully!

I didn't know of NewKate! Hello NewKate!

Excuse our ignoring you. It's because Luke is a boy and we aren't used to boys!!!

::awaits comments regarding Beardy et al::

You have two new employees and they're both too scared to come out of the cupboard?

A likely story...

Have we had a MNHQ wedding yet, a la Scott and Charlene?

Tee I'm not a boy, I'm a ruggedly manly man. With a beard and everything!

Gin and kissing?! Cor this is getting better by the minute

oh really...all this fuss...I'm so shy oh they've noticed me yay yay yay

Hi Kate!

Do you go at all?

Shy? What's that when it's at home?

(I'm really hoping you won't notice I didn't start that last post with a capital letter and will flame me forever more)