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Tongue Erection?! Has anyone else experienced this bizarreness!

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Surelythiscannotbeathing · 03/10/2023 10:46

Had a date. It was ok. Was a bit unsure whether to give it a second date. but he asked for a snog at the end, so I did, never know, that might have clinched the second date deal.

And, I kid you not, we kissed a bit then he pulled away and waited there with his tongue stuck out full length rigid from his lips. Just sticking out there, hard and stiff, like a tongue erection. I have no idea why or what he expected me to do??! Then he kissed me again for a bit, then pulled away and did the whole weird tongue erection thing again. Just hanging out there, like a stiff board. Why???

At this point dear reader, I made my excuses and left, never to see him again.

I have never experienced anything like it. It was a really big fat tongue too. Gross.

Has anyone else have a guy do this?!?

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SpiderMaam · 03/10/2023 10:47

Grim.

still, at least it made your no-second-date decision an easy one!

Fireandflames666 · 03/10/2023 10:49

I can't even picture what you mean, lol. Sounds off putting though.

4naansjeremy · 03/10/2023 10:50

This has cheered me up! I know that doesn’t make it less grim for you but thanks for sharing

LubaLuca · 03/10/2023 10:50

I think it was definitely more likely to have been caused by nerves than arousal. Poor guy must have been embarrassed. Did you say anything about it, or just silently wait?

barbarahunter · 03/10/2023 10:50

I have never heard of this but it sounds revolting and a bit funny too 😂

KirstenBlest · 03/10/2023 10:51

You're supposed to kiss a frog not a lizard

CosyCoffee · 03/10/2023 10:51

Ugh, that sounds revolting. I'm picturing something like a dog's willy, all red and moist and quivering Envy I wonder if he expected you to be aroused by the sight?

saveforthat · 03/10/2023 10:55

I saw this out in the street once, the man stuck his tongue out like that and the woman latched on like she was giving his tongue a BJ. Maybe it's a new thing they've seen watching porn. I'd just had a lovely breakfast out and it made me feel a bit sick.

WishIWasWise · 03/10/2023 10:56

😱

Olika · 03/10/2023 10:58

Never heard of such thing. I think it would be a no from me.

MNetcurtains · 03/10/2023 10:58

I predict this will make 'classics' 😂

HandbagMarinara · 03/10/2023 10:58

saveforthat · 03/10/2023 10:55

I saw this out in the street once, the man stuck his tongue out like that and the woman latched on like she was giving his tongue a BJ. Maybe it's a new thing they've seen watching porn. I'd just had a lovely breakfast out and it made me feel a bit sick.

Shit. I thought this was some kind of weird tongue troll...but this is corroboration...ugh if this is true...puts me right off my lunch.

MNetcurtains · 03/10/2023 10:59

saveforthat · 03/10/2023 10:55

I saw this out in the street once, the man stuck his tongue out like that and the woman latched on like she was giving his tongue a BJ. Maybe it's a new thing they've seen watching porn. I'd just had a lovely breakfast out and it made me feel a bit sick.

😂

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Surelythiscannotbeathing · 03/10/2023 11:00

saveforthat · 03/10/2023 10:55

I saw this out in the street once, the man stuck his tongue out like that and the woman latched on like she was giving his tongue a BJ. Maybe it's a new thing they've seen watching porn. I'd just had a lovely breakfast out and it made me feel a bit sick.

Yeah, I really don't think it was nerves like PP said. It was clearly quite a deliberate thing. I think he maybe was hoping I would react like that. I didn't. I was just really taken about like, 'WTAF' and didn't really know how to react. You know, like when something so bizarre and unexpected has happened that you are momentarily frozen by it.

God, I bet its some gross porn thing. Imagine doing that in the street! Imaging reacting like that in the street! Gross!

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TibetanTerrah · 03/10/2023 11:02

saveforthat · 03/10/2023 10:55

I saw this out in the street once, the man stuck his tongue out like that and the woman latched on like she was giving his tongue a BJ. Maybe it's a new thing they've seen watching porn. I'd just had a lovely breakfast out and it made me feel a bit sick.

OH! Nicholas Cage does this at the beginning of Face/Off!!

"If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"

Tongue Erection?! Has anyone else experienced this bizarreness!
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Surelythiscannotbeathing · 03/10/2023 11:03

Fireandflames666 · 03/10/2023 10:49

I can't even picture what you mean, lol. Sounds off putting though.

Stick your tongue out of your mouth as far as it will go. Don't let it flop down but make it stick out hard and stiff. Have your lips closed, not open.

He did that. Just hung there like that. Looking at me. Like that.

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Surelythiscannotbeathing · 03/10/2023 11:04

TibetanTerrah · 03/10/2023 11:02

OH! Nicholas Cage does this at the beginning of Face/Off!!

"If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"

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No, Nick, I would not. Not even with you.

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Thebigblueballoon · 03/10/2023 11:04

I… … What?! 😂 Nope, definitely not a thing at all. And I’ve never heard of tongue erection porn either. 😂

He sounds worse than the bloke I once dated who used to swirl his tongue around my teeth like a washing machine during every single snog. Such a shame.

MariePaperRoses · 03/10/2023 11:05
Iamnotastick · 03/10/2023 11:05

Surelythiscannotbeathing · 03/10/2023 11:03

Stick your tongue out of your mouth as far as it will go. Don't let it flop down but make it stick out hard and stiff. Have your lips closed, not open.

He did that. Just hung there like that. Looking at me. Like that.

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I just want you to know that I just did this sitting at my desk, and now I am going to die of shame. Do people now think I have a tongue boner?!

saveforthat · 03/10/2023 11:05

Surelythiscannotbeathing · 03/10/2023 11:00

Yeah, I really don't think it was nerves like PP said. It was clearly quite a deliberate thing. I think he maybe was hoping I would react like that. I didn't. I was just really taken about like, 'WTAF' and didn't really know how to react. You know, like when something so bizarre and unexpected has happened that you are momentarily frozen by it.

God, I bet its some gross porn thing. Imagine doing that in the street! Imaging reacting like that in the street! Gross!

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Yep, I was so shocked I'm afraid I stared open mouthed for a few seconds. I suspect that's exactly what they wanted. I'm still a bit traumatised tbh and I was just a spectator. If a potential boyfriend had done that to me, I would have run for the hills.

TomatoSandwiches · 03/10/2023 11:06

saveforthat · 03/10/2023 10:55

I saw this out in the street once, the man stuck his tongue out like that and the woman latched on like she was giving his tongue a BJ. Maybe it's a new thing they've seen watching porn. I'd just had a lovely breakfast out and it made me feel a bit sick.

Jesus christ, if you could see the grimace on my face at that 🫢

StanleyGoodspeed · 03/10/2023 11:06

Best thread today

😂😬

whattttttodo · 03/10/2023 11:06

It has to have been deliberate surely

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