Tongue Erection?! Has anyone else experienced this bizarreness!

[Surelythiscannotbeathing]

Had a date. It was ok. Was a bit unsure whether to give it a second date. but he asked for a snog at the end, so I did, never know, that might have clinched the second date deal.

And, I kid you not, we kissed a bit then he pulled away and waited there with his tongue stuck out full length rigid from his lips. Just sticking out there, hard and stiff, like a tongue erection. I have no idea why or what he expected me to do??! Then he kissed me again for a bit, then pulled away and did the whole weird tongue erection thing again. Just hanging out there, like a stiff board. Why???

At this point dear reader, I made my excuses and left, never to see him again.

I have never experienced anything like it. It was a really big fat tongue too. Gross.

Has anyone else have a guy do this?!?

I think that is quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever read.

🤣😂🤣

That makes me think of this!

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Like this? 😂

@HolidayAtNight that come dine with me clip has got me in stitches for some reason, I wasn’t expecting that 🤣

😂😂😂

I’ve just upset DH because I laughed loudly during the Man Utd game 😂

Grim. Block and move on.

For all those still saying, ' why did you not say anything'. I was really taken aback.
Your brain would be frantically spinning its rolodex of possible responses going Nope I got nothing.
Jeez just when I thought things couldn't get any weirder I find out there's tongue erections. I'm never going near people again.

I've encountered this too. It was uncomfortable bordering on painful at the time and the underside of my tongue was really sore the next day from being pulled out of my mouth. No idea why he thought it was a good idea.

Thanks for the laugh OP.

I had someone suck my whole tongue into his mouth. The next day, I realised he had pulled some tongue muscle that I didn't know I had.

At least he didn't decide to do that once you were in a relationship with him, as a new and exciting trick. I had one ex who suddenly decided he wasn't going to kiss properly anymore, or forgot how to, and would come at me tongue first. Then would look confused each time I would yank my head away and glare at him.
Seriously, why are men?

How do you treat that? Stick a bag of frozen peas in your gob or splint?

I absolutely have not just stuck out my tongue in a pointy manner.

Nope not at all

Jesus, stop asking me. It never happened ok?

This has made my evening, thanks 😂

I'm laughing out loud at the thought of this.

I'll probably laugh randomly tomorrow thinking of it..

<mentally adds “mouse trap” to the list of things to advise future DDs take everywhere with them…>

RubaiyatOfAnyone

mentally adds “mouse trap” to the list of things to advise future DDs take everywhere with them…

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Anyone with a tooth gap like that best pray they don't encounter a kisser like this guy with a mutant gene that makes their tongue swell and lock, in the way some animals genitals do when stimulated 🤔

OMG, I just had a conversation with my DSs about Snapchat and warned them to never send dick pics (and that contrary to those deluded men's thoughts, women did NOT find that attractive). Do I now have to warn them off tongue erections? Damn, being a single parent is hard work....

@HolidayAtNight 🤣🤣 that man is an icon!!!

m.quickmeme.com/meme/3s0ngc

Was his name Buddy by any chance?

Not really. Because it was just left hanging horizontally, rather than retracted!

Unbearably grim