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Tongue Erection?! Has anyone else experienced this bizarreness!

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Surelythiscannotbeathing · 03/10/2023 10:46

Had a date. It was ok. Was a bit unsure whether to give it a second date. but he asked for a snog at the end, so I did, never know, that might have clinched the second date deal.

And, I kid you not, we kissed a bit then he pulled away and waited there with his tongue stuck out full length rigid from his lips. Just sticking out there, hard and stiff, like a tongue erection. I have no idea why or what he expected me to do??! Then he kissed me again for a bit, then pulled away and did the whole weird tongue erection thing again. Just hanging out there, like a stiff board. Why???

At this point dear reader, I made my excuses and left, never to see him again.

I have never experienced anything like it. It was a really big fat tongue too. Gross.

Has anyone else have a guy do this?!?

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Whattodo112222 · 04/10/2023 09:18

This will end up in mumsnet classics its just got to 😅 @mnhq

Molly54320 · 04/10/2023 09:26

Lol what?!

anon0007 · 04/10/2023 09:55

Whattodo112222 · 04/10/2023 09:18

This will end up in mumsnet classics its just got to 😅 @mnhq

I thought that just reading the title last night Grin

Highandlows · 04/10/2023 11:04

Gross but this make me laugh 😂

Ollifer · 04/10/2023 11:58

I just went over to the mirror and tried to recreate it how you described. I wish I hadn't.

honestlyseriously · 04/10/2023 12:36

I am sat at my kitchen island with a tongue boner. Might do it to dh later and report back on his reaction.

Op i wonder what he would have done if you had done it back. Tongue boners facing each other....

Oysterbabe · 04/10/2023 12:46

honestlyseriously · 04/10/2023 12:36

I am sat at my kitchen island with a tongue boner. Might do it to dh later and report back on his reaction.

Op i wonder what he would have done if you had done it back. Tongue boners facing each other....

Sword fight obviously.

Olika · 04/10/2023 13:01

honestlyseriously · 04/10/2023 12:36

I am sat at my kitchen island with a tongue boner. Might do it to dh later and report back on his reaction.

Op i wonder what he would have done if you had done it back. Tongue boners facing each other....

Please do 😂 I would try on my DH but he is away.

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Surelythiscannotbeathing · 04/10/2023 13:32

honestlyseriously · 04/10/2023 12:36

I am sat at my kitchen island with a tongue boner. Might do it to dh later and report back on his reaction.

Op i wonder what he would have done if you had done it back. Tongue boners facing each other....

Go on! Do feed back! Remember to look him square in the face as you do!

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spookehtooth · 04/10/2023 13:46

Nicholas cage does the whole tongue thing in face off, maybe that's a more palatable example of someone doing it? I googled and it seems this is a thing for some people, sucking each others tongues.

It's not my thing, but playing with each others tongues & other tongue things generally is something l like, it's loaded with nerve endings so it's one of those sensory experiences like all the other sensitive areas of the body 🤷‍♂️ I prefer to branch out in adventurousness via things I learn about them than surprising them out of nowhere like that tho

DigbyTheDigger · 04/10/2023 14:08

Gosh. We live in interesting times.

bluebeardswife7 · 05/10/2023 00:19

DigbyTheDigger · 04/10/2023 14:08

Gosh. We live in interesting times.

How very different from the home life of our own dear Queen.

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