Tongue Erection?! Has anyone else experienced this bizarreness!

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Had a date. It was ok. Was a bit unsure whether to give it a second date. but he asked for a snog at the end, so I did, never know, that might have clinched the second date deal.

And, I kid you not, we kissed a bit then he pulled away and waited there with his tongue stuck out full length rigid from his lips. Just sticking out there, hard and stiff, like a tongue erection. I have no idea why or what he expected me to do??! Then he kissed me again for a bit, then pulled away and did the whole weird tongue erection thing again. Just hanging out there, like a stiff board. Why???

At this point dear reader, I made my excuses and left, never to see him again.

I have never experienced anything like it. It was a really big fat tongue too. Gross.

Has anyone else have a guy do this?!?

Men are weird little creatures

Hilarious!!! Walking around with your tongue hanging out, hoping someone latches on, I’d be seriously concerned about their social skills too.

People all over the country are sticking out their tongues now! Lol. Never heard of this, no. Sounds gross.

Well, have to say, in my limited (ahem) experience - tongue shape and size is a better indicator of penis shape/size than hands or feet...

Bleugh - though makes me feel slightly better about the bloke who snogged me and poked his tongue in and out like he was trying to replicate sex with my mouth 🤦‍♀️

Aren’t they just 🤣🤣

Presumably he was out to impress implying... with a tongue like this imagine what else I have to offer... sort of?

I had a man suck my tongue during a snog once and it was the most deeply unpleasant and weird thing. I remember thinking, "Who taught this weirdo to kiss, Dyson?"

Nothing witty to add but what a great thread 😂

I have encountered this and 🤮 it is the least sexy thing ever. Rest assured there was no repeat.

@saveforthat please definitely don't stand there with your mouth open in case one of them runs over to you waggling their tongue erection!
😂😂😂😂😂

I once kissed a guy who forcefully held onto my head and pushed his tongue as far back into my mouth as far as he could. I pulled away hard and had his drool all over my chin...
I walked away there and then. Absolutely vile.

That made me laugh out loud. I now have images of men walking around the city centres with their tongue erections, hoping some random woman walking by latches on.

You know, like those whales that have little fish permanently attached to them and floating along with them.

I think I saw this happen on Big Brother once. The man also spat in her mouth. Bleugh.

Yes. Yes they do.

Dave from accounts now thinks you are his soul mate.

O God that has just reminded me of my first kiss round the outside of the youth club in 1970-something. He pushed his thumb and fingers hard either side of my face so that I looked like Donald Duck before going in for the big snog. It was absolutely disgusting and hurt a bit too.

Maybe he's a bat?

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/running-ponies/bats-use-blood-to-reshape-their-tongues-for-better-feeding/

Personally I'd not be able to get past the "he asked for a snog", never mind the resultant glossal hard on 😜

😂this thread.

Avoid the safari park.

I am trying not to laugh out loud as my toddler is having a nap next to me but this thread is seriously making my day 😂

I've just tried it and it made me gag and now even the thought of it is making me feel queasy.

Oh my God, I cried laughing. So, so much like!!

🤣🤣🤣 sometimes mumsnet really can cheer you up!! Having a shit day so thank you!!

Never experienced a tongue boner before… he was lucky you let him go for a second poke 🤣🤣🤣

I've followed your instructions to the letter and now my tongue aches. Probably an indication that I wouldn't be able to satisfy you in bed OP, unlike your sturdy tongued stud.

Personally I'd not be able to get past the "he asked for a snog", never mind the resultant glossal hard on

Oh my God, you've just reminded me! He actually asked by doing this little 'come here' gesture with his fingers. I think he actually said ' come here.'

I'd actually forgotten that! The tongue thing wiped it out!