Tongue Erection?! Has anyone else experienced this bizarreness!

[Surelythiscannotbeathing]

Had a date. It was ok. Was a bit unsure whether to give it a second date. but he asked for a snog at the end, so I did, never know, that might have clinched the second date deal.

And, I kid you not, we kissed a bit then he pulled away and waited there with his tongue stuck out full length rigid from his lips. Just sticking out there, hard and stiff, like a tongue erection. I have no idea why or what he expected me to do??! Then he kissed me again for a bit, then pulled away and did the whole weird tongue erection thing again. Just hanging out there, like a stiff board. Why???

At this point dear reader, I made my excuses and left, never to see him again.

I have never experienced anything like it. It was a really big fat tongue too. Gross.

Has anyone else have a guy do this?!?

The weirdest thing about this thread is that it's under 'Mumsnet Shopping' on my page 🤨😂

Woah don’t get that thing anywhere near me…

You made me go look as I was sure you were wrong. That'll teach me 😱

Is he the Dalai Lama? (Hint: the innocent explanation's as gruesome as the faux pas)

https://www.vice.com/en/article/jg5854/tibetans-explain-what-suck-my-tongue-means-dalai-lama-viral-video

If we had missionary sex he would also form a funnel with his tongue so all his excessive saliva would be channeled into my mouth.

This has genuinely had me feeling queasy and unable to stop imagining it constantly since I read it.

I’ve actually upset my dog with my sticky out tongue antics! 😂He’s genuinely concerned something is wrong and barking madly.

he says it’s me who’s barking not him!

Ewwww! 🤢🤮

Oh my that's GRIM!!! 🤢

Utter shock!

This ad. On this thread.
I’m imagining someone trying to poke their erect tongue through the gap

Maybe that's how they got the gap...

OMG this reminded me. One of the guys I used to work with lost some teeth playing hockey. He used to stick his tongue through the hole, and he thought it was sexy😳.
I'm not sure who he thought it was sexy to (beyond himself)(not envy)

Just passing by to say thanks for the laughs today !

I'm confused. Do you mean he wasn't in control of his tongue? Or he just left it poking out? Was it to make you laugh? I don't get it!

Oh no! That happened to me too, and it was eye-wateringly painful. I yelped and jumped away, but the next time we kissed he did it again. He was very affronted by my reaction (“Aaaaagh…”). Luckily he was an ace pr*ck, so I binned him with no regrets.

God that hurt. Felt as if he was trying to rip my tongue out.

This thread reminded me of this meme

Yes he was in control of his tongue. He chose to stick it out and leave it there whilst looking at me. I can only imagine, given the comments here, that he was hoping I would suck it or something.

Gross and bizarre.

This still makes me laugh but at least my toddler is asleep in another room 😂 I cannot get the picture out of my head... him sticking his tongue out thinking you are going to suck it 🥴

On a nightclub dancefloor during a reasonable snog with a new guy, he suddenly decided to give my ear a vigorous clean with his tongue. I bolted. Still gives me the creeps. Shudder.

Oh my God, I’m dying…

He was in control of his tongue!

😂😂

That’s so funny… and ahem… true.

Gaawd that's grim

Yep just tried it