Tongue Erection?! Has anyone else experienced this bizarreness!

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Had a date. It was ok. Was a bit unsure whether to give it a second date. but he asked for a snog at the end, so I did, never know, that might have clinched the second date deal.

And, I kid you not, we kissed a bit then he pulled away and waited there with his tongue stuck out full length rigid from his lips. Just sticking out there, hard and stiff, like a tongue erection. I have no idea why or what he expected me to do??! Then he kissed me again for a bit, then pulled away and did the whole weird tongue erection thing again. Just hanging out there, like a stiff board. Why???

At this point dear reader, I made my excuses and left, never to see him again.

I have never experienced anything like it. It was a really big fat tongue too. Gross.

Has anyone else have a guy do this?!?

I see what you did there!

I can't stand when a guy leads with his tongue. Like, I close my eyes, part my lips and lean in and encounter his thrust-out let tongue first thing. Surely all sane people know that you connect lips, first, then introduce tongue.

Look I'm not being funny but I've been here a long time and I'm not happy with leaving this hanging.

You'll need to go on another date to ask what the fuck he's doing. Then let us know.

Oh no I am in the staff room desperately trying to resist attempting to emulate the tongue erection as per instructions above. I don't know these people well. It could end badly!

I’m actually speechless!

It was bad enough when I thought he had his eyes closed and did it as part of the snog but to me looking straight at you and doing it!!!

I don’t understand what he expected you to do!
Well I guess I do but who would even do that!!

I need to know where this encounter took place?

Were there other people around?

I am loving the animal photos! They are so accurate!

You must ask him what on earth he was doing OP. For science. We have to know.

There is no way I am going back to asked. He is blocked and deleted!

For all those still saying, ' why did you not say anything'. I was really taken aback. Like a rabbit in the headlights! This happened in real time people!

I see you! : )

Very little makes me laugh on mumsnet but the picture in my head of this sent me 🤣

What on EARTH. I’m so glad you’ve blocked him and his horrible tongue.

Sucking tongues is fine, but not in public and definitely not after a first kiss!

Me being me would have just said "do you have a problem with your tongue" even if it is a medical problem, I don't want to be dating a panting dog 😭

OP - maybe he was channelling his inner Howler Monkey? Quite a few South American primates do a tongue-plump display as a form of courtship!

I did not let that become pre-copulatory!

Actually, he was from Brazil!

Actually I just edited the pre-copulatory out as I thought that was probably too ewwwww for you but see you saw it first. Now laughing that he was from Brazil!!😂

Perhaps he didn’t enjoy the initial snog and was trying to ensure there was no second date.

go on - admit it!!!!
how many of you just stuck your tongue out in the same manor?!!
😂

I've just laughed out loud on my own in a cage 🤣🤣🤣

Cafe* I'm not in a cage 🤣

😳 yuk

Did anyone else hear piteous cry of wounded male ego when they read this?

Did he have his hands in his pockets at the same time having a sly wank?

Can you wind it around a spoon or fork to pull the food off? One of my daughter's school teachers could do that - her whole class found it fascinating but weird.😮

Could he have been suffering a medical episode? Seizure, mental health issues?

Bloody bizarre. Tongues are gross ewwww.

sucking tongues is fine

No. No, it's not. Have you ever felt a tongue? They are slimy on one side and rough and covered in bumps on the other. Vomit 🤢

Thanks for this image, I'm going to try to use it to block out all the tongues I keep visualising now. I wish I hadn't just eaten lunch.

Once dated a euphonium player keen to show off his triple tongeuing skills.

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