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H is an animal

264 replies

Wheredoistartwiththis · 14/02/2019 22:09

I have obviously name changed for this post and still shaking with disbelief and rage.

I have just gone downstairs from having my shower to find h with his cock over the sink and presumably about to wash it. He jumped when he realised I was there and the first thing out his mouth was oh I was going to wash the sink after!

I stood there in disbelief for a while and then became very angry. In the sink was my mug and a few bits of cutlery. I was so angry with his that I slapped him, I am ashamed with myself for doing this but I slapped him hard. I wash dishes that I prepare our children's food on in there. He also insists on brushing his teeth in the kitchen sink and we've argued over that before, he think I am completely unreasonable in this upsetting me.

He is now denying it completely saying I am seeing things. I am upstairs shaking with anger. I plan to show him this thread so he can see that I am not unreasonable for getting angry with his hygiene habits. There was no need for him to do this, we have a lovely bathroom for him to wash his cock in.

OP posts:
WorraLiberty · 14/02/2019 22:11

FFS

FissionChip5 · 14/02/2019 22:13

Was he stood on a stool or is he very tall?

ChakiraChakra · 14/02/2019 22:13

Riiiight.

Iggly · 14/02/2019 22:14

What the fuck!!?

Thisismyusernamefornow · 14/02/2019 22:14

Sounds like he was taking a wee.

littleoralot · 14/02/2019 22:14

Wtf! Dirty minger. Was he peeing or just washing his nob? Why couldn't he just get in the shower like a normal person? Or was he expecting a quick blowie?

Ellabella989 · 14/02/2019 22:15

Haha what?!

53rdWay · 14/02/2019 22:15

Do you have a very long tap or does he have a very long cock?

Wheredoistartwiththis · 14/02/2019 22:15

And I knew this is the response I would get. I am shaking with anger that he is making like i imagined it, he has completely twisted it to me being insane. He is very tall, 6'4 in fact.

OP posts:
Iggly · 14/02/2019 22:15

He was probably going to have a piss

Notthemessiah · 14/02/2019 22:16

Poor hygiene vs Domestic violence - which is worse I wonder?

sofato5miles · 14/02/2019 22:17

Weirdos. Both.

BlokeHereInPeace · 14/02/2019 22:17

Yeah, having a piss - didn't fancy the walk up the stairs.

S021 · 14/02/2019 22:18

Is he hoping for a BJ?

AnyFucker · 14/02/2019 22:19

This is hard to believe

GertrudeCB · 14/02/2019 22:20

Erm, that sounds very strange.

FissionChip5 · 14/02/2019 22:20

Could be worse, I read an article about a wife who’d caught her husband having sex with a frozen chicken. The same chicken they were due to have for Sunday lunch.

53rdWay · 14/02/2019 22:21

had he defrosted it first?

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lottielady · 14/02/2019 22:22

I guess he misinterpreted the instruction to stuff the chicken, Fission

LovingLola · 14/02/2019 22:23

I don’t understand why you are comparing him to an animal. That’s offensive to animals.
If this is true.

PinkHeart5914 · 14/02/2019 22:23

You hit your partner for this? And that’s acceptable in what world

Either your unhinged or this is bullshit, I know which one I’d put money on....

FissionChip5 · 14/02/2019 22:24

I think the wife had left it on the side to defrost.
She never found out how many previous Sunday lunches he’d violated.

Jakethekid · 14/02/2019 22:24

I swear I read this exact same thread last week? Or someone saying their partner was pissing in the kitchen sink. Weird

SpanielEars070 · 14/02/2019 22:24

I'd also say he was peeing in there. Which is beyond gross, especially if there was stuff in the sink.

But your reaction was very extreme.