Seamen in his boxer shorts?

[Mumtobenovember]

I'm heavily pregnant and me and dp have been arguing and we haven't really been intimate he's being a dick basically- I just went into the bathroom and his boxers are on the floor he just took them off and had a shower after being at the gym and they have a white stain in about the size of a 50p is this normal? Do men get discharge?!! I don't want to kick off over a bit of knob discharge

Seamen??

Yes they can get discharge especially if they are sweaty after the gym.

I would be asking questions if I found seamen on my bathroom floor and tell hem to sod off elsewhere.

Maybe he's just had a wank, though. Or are other things worrying you?

the size of a 50p though! - couldnt have been a good wank!!

He could have put it away wet.

Seamen?! How big are his bloody boxer shorts?!

Why are you inspecting his boxers? Why are you picking them up?

Why do you feel that you need to kick off even if it was?

what are you thinking it means?

Captain Birdseye? In his pants?

:o This thread has made me howl...

OP, what would it matter? Either it's discharge or he has had a wank, surely both are okay, why would you kick off?

And who inspects boxers!?

You are heavily pregnant and wasted effort bending down to pick them up off the floor??

You did that for a reason...

Sorry OP but fab typo!

Probably had a wank, or boner and pre cum.

That is the best typo'd thread title I have ever seen!! Sorry, OP. I really wouldn't worry though-does it matter?

I'm confused. would you be kicking off that he left his knickers on the floor or that he'd been wanking?

How many seamen were there in there? If it was just the one, I could put up with it but if it was a boatload I would be chucking them out of my bathroom. Do you have a big bathroom by the way?

Lolz

Why would you kick off??
What do you think had happened??
I agree with PP its either discharge or he's a a crafty one, which by the sounds of the situation is his only chance for 'relief'. Both would be fine, surely?

Seamen plural, lulu !
I'd be putting my foot down to get rid of them all, irrespective of bathroom size.

'japseye'? really?

I'm dying.

Was it master bates and seaman staines?

(I was very disappointed to discover those characters weren't actually in captain pugwash )

Maybe he got a boner whilst riding on the cycling machine and got over excited with it rubbing against his upper thigh.

Seaman Stains and Master Bates.. I've been waiting years for a retro Captain Pugwash thread in the relationships board.

And seriously I'm not sure if the issue is that he left the boxers on the floor, or that OP minds that he's had a wank?

Come again?