Seamen in his boxer shorts?

[Mumtobenovember]

I'm heavily pregnant and me and dp have been arguing and we haven't really been intimate he's being a dick basically- I just went into the bathroom and his boxers are on the floor he just took them off and had a shower after being at the gym and they have a white stain in about the size of a 50p is this normal? Do men get discharge?!! I don't want to kick off over a bit of knob discharge

lol charley

Submariners? Marines? Pirates?

I feel better about my typos now

Maybe it's Phil Seaman's seaman.

Sorry Sinfandel, my mistake. So it's two at least then which answers my question, in which case I would be throwing them out of my bathroom. Mind you, our bathroom is quite small. If the OP has a large bathroom that can hold more seamen comfortably, perhaps she would be more tolerant.

DH must have very large boxer shorts if they are all squeezing into them.

I have actually nearly wet myself over the comments here.

Sorry OP, It was probably just a bit of pre ejaculate.

Is Phil Seamen related to the ex- Arsenal goalie, David Seamen? Perhaps he is in there too.

Why are you checking his duds OP.. is this sort of thing a regular issue?

Oh Jesus Christ on a fucking tricycle

You've put me right off my Ben & Jerry's

I am confused anyway. Underpants are quite absorbant. Surely a bit of come on them would just soak in rather than leave a white patch.

Unless Ops DH is very dehydrated and/or has some special kind of non-absorbant underpants?

Am a bit foxed.

I read the title and thought the OP was about to launch (no pun intended) into a tale of lust for David Seaman. I was envisaging something similar to the Beckham adverts in the boxer shorts but with David Seaman instead.

Great title
And even better responses.

Could it be toothpaste?

Hmm not sure.

Will DH think it weird if I ask him to wank into his pants for an experiment.

Socks certainly hold it on the surface more IME.

Interesting.

Yeah, I don't think it would leave a white patch.

motley I have the most awful image in my head now.

...when I said Phil Seaman I obviously meant the lovely David Seaman... (knew I should have googles to make sure..)

Ok OP, it's considered bad form at MN to mention other threads, but I've just read further down the board and noticed your other thread and how you're struggling with DP and pregnancy etc at the moment.
Sorry for taking the piss.

Are you worried that he's cheating?

Googled!

The poor man could be pre-diabetic and the white stain is caused by elevated sugar levels in the urine..... .... or.... he's a very bad aim with the toothpaste

Men leak their natural secretions like women do. Rofl seamen, I'd be worried too if I found seamen in hubby's boxers! Personally I just don't look and shove em straight from the basket to the machine.

Apologies as well OP.

Laughing so much. Please come back op. I want to know if there are tiny sailors in your bathroom.

No need to kick off I'm sure.

If you're not intimate then he's probably just got friendly with himself. It's allowed. I
oh congratulations on your pregnancy.

Why don't you just ask him why he's got crusty pants? I mean, if you live together and everything thats surely okay to ask.. Besides, you've got a birth.coming up - believe me, there is a whole world of embarrassing things and 'personal' stains heading your way!