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what a knobhead time!!

Yep! And a liar, obviously!

Definitely. He means vacuous lobotomised hippocrocopigs, obv... that's all that would go near him!!

. Yes. You go tell him that lubey cos I've blocked him.

We are almost in need of a new thread. Again!

who's going to start it? And what title shall we have? hmmmmmm

Something positive, showing our determination to succeed in this jungle that is internet dating!

Awhhhhh! Bless garyib01

"Hello how are u doing today hope all is fine ? my is Gary i am a cool and easy man looking for a serious relationship .. i was searching and saw your pretty face that seduced me and made me have interest in you .. i really wanna let you know my opinion about your profile ,you look Gorgeous and cute .and i wish you could be the one for me .. i really want a woman who is caring and i know you are caring just want to make sure and to know you more ..it's really sad that you are on this site .i feel i can take you off this site and make you mine forever cos immediately i set my eyes on you i saw the future and i would not let an Angel like you to pass me by.. I'm single man have business of my own and willing to look for life partner ..working hand in hand .. i want you to get back to me if you really like to ..i like yours and i wish you could write me"

Which band is he from then?

Ha! Nice try garyib. Think that is actually a pic of him though :o

What about "Plenty of Fish, yes, but where are the men??" for the new thread title? Or is that too boring. Like the men!

How about "Internet dating 101: Calling all friends and people I've met of the way down"

I like time's one. We should go for that.

"Plenty of Fish, yes, but where are the men? Dating chat thread #4"

'Plenty of fish but still trying to hook a decent one'

No Zany The gavel came down on mine. I win!

Still trying to hook a decent one can be the one after this I reckon. Presuming we haven't all copped off and found princes by then

I'm so tired. Too tired to check dating message

Must stay awake til at least 9pm. argh

Goodness its quiet today, I'm going to have to share my lovely email with you to wake you all up. I got this today

'Hey I no this is a bit weird but do u think we could maybe hang out? I'm a 18 year old virgin and want someone to teach me how to please a girl- I'm scared I won't last long enough to please anyone- could u message me back please- I understand if you dont want to as I no its a strange request xx'

Seeing Mr Body on Sunday, he says it would be really nice to see me again. NICE!. I'll se ehow it goes, not pinning my hopes that it will be amazing but hopwfully have fun (and he was a good kisser)

Have you lot woken up yet

Hi Zany, I'm here, not a huge regular, but a follower & occasional poster. I'm going on a 3rd date this weekend, but despite his loveliness I do not think he is going to light my fire. The search continues, but the men are generally a bit flaky & disappointing this week!

I'm still limping along.... still too tired to go and give ANY mental energy whatsoever to dating sites. Trying to stay awake to at least 9pm!

Urgh @ the 18 yr olds message! Nice try mate! hahaa

I'm sure you'll have fun again Zany with Mr Body. Fun aint so bad... I'd take some of that right now to take my mind off cunty twatface bastard the ex

Woo I'm still awake... and typically enough feel much less tired now it's a vaguely acceptable bedtime. Great.

Still can't check dating mail though because DD is down here with me

oh my...am exchanging messages with a man who appears to have both intelligence and serious good looks (bit of a resemblance to RPJ if you half squint)

can't help think of that phrase what seems too good to be true usually is...

did have another message from a 20something wanting to ask me a question - which when I said yes, fire away, he asked if it was common for women to reject a man for being too 'big'

I said that was an dreadful stealth boast and he needed to work on his subtlety :)

I had one of those message me before including pics. When I said it seemed average to me (it wasn't!) he stropped off and removed his profile :o