' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

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started.

at fanny cobwebs

Its my son's birthday today and so my XH has popped round to see him so I have been very pleasant and offered him a drink and managed to not stick it up his arse

I neeed to get my head around who on here is who on facebook

Sent another very sarcastic reply to an email today, am sick of the generic ones that go round, he now seemd really keen! Why does this not happen with the ones that I like - I might update my profile and pictures to see if that attracts any decent ones.

God I'm impatient

I've kept all pm's so I can refer to them when I need to remember who's who

Err, all must inbox me their fb immediately. Those I don't have already I neeeed to check out all potential males.

Missing the dating thing a little, have removed my profiles :( However, am very excited as Heathcliff as bought us tickets to see Blue October in November for my birthday!

Good luck with the dates coming up, slightly envious

You missing the excitement of the anticipation hairy

I have sent PM's begging to be added for those who want to add me to their FB

royston-mates on Cupid says "Tactile and loyal so get in touch xxx" Time says fuck right off No thank you! How very dare he be so demanding and bossy!

I like this profile Snowtigger57 Cupid. Any offers??

And this one BornToBeBritish, he adores real lived in beauty but alas it's a bit far to go for a coffee.

Hi all. Just got woken up by beeping and flashing electronic devices and lights! Power's back! :-) I'm so sorry about the pages of repeated posts from my phone. I promise I only double tapped send once but it decided otherwise. :-(

Now, young time. No bloody passport! At least I have one, although mine did expire back in 2008. Oops.

In the world of Internet dating a lot of women seem to regard sex as some kind of award for suitable levels of devotion. Sex should be something you do because you want it and it makes you happy. I often look at the glum or dour Queen Victoria'esque glares on profile photos and think that a bit of intimacy would be just the thing to put a smile on their faces.

Am pondering on that post of yours PoppaRob

BornToBeBritish "Creatively cultivating order from chaos;"

Chaotic "Creatively cultivating chaos from order;"

Whaddya think?

It's not that Poppa I don't think, well for some women maybe... but me personally I want to lessen the likeliehood of being shagged and dumped. I'm worth SO so so so sooooo much more than that. I put so much effort and thought into dates I like to know I'm getting the same thought back so that it isn't all for nothing. It's nowt to do with awards, just a bit of self preservation.

Although, with my new focus on work rather than dating I don't really give a stuff.

Time! I'm gonna message snowtigger, nice find ;) :o

Go for it lubey! He is very loverlee isn't he?

Report back as soon as you have information. For research purposes only you understand

I wouldn't want to be shagged and dumped either PoppaRob I wouldn't find that good for my self esteem

Done, I shall let you know what he says if anything. It was a good message or so I reckon anyway... so all down to whether he digs a bootylicious woman or not

time and lubey, there are always risks. We boys get dumped after one or two dates too, whether there's sex or not.

Well done lubey!! I am sure he will dig you. Be great of you could pull an orthodontist though, you could trade services!!

I've just remembered, my local radio station, The Pulse, has a dating special on tonight. Lot's of hints and tips. Am gonna have to listen to that!

Removed mine too Hairy, it was kinda fun to keep it going just to read the stupid messages. May even change my Fb relationship status all going well this weekend. He has. I am fashionably late :)

I approve of him stay He is lovely. And yes, he is in a relationship, bless him!

thanks time. I rather approve of him myself. :)

Awww, snowtigger has looked at my profile but not replied. Bummer

i do tend to agree with poppa, that sex should be something you do, because you want to, and it makes you happy. Thats my attitude.
My entire ' nun period' was crap, i did have a few dates, but i kind of got a bit caught up in the ' must not sleep with him too soon, make him wait, must be somone im in love with thing' And then i forgot it was just damn good fun. Doesnt need to be somone i love. DOES need to be someone i fancy. Who fancies me, and who there is some kind of mutual spark. And if its just a shag, then thats a good enough 'meaning' and if i want it to be a fwb thing, then maybe it can, or if it goes somewhere, then thats also ok, but you just need to stop over thinking it :)

lubey - he might reply in a bit, sometimes i take a day or two to reply....( though having just checked his profile... are you sure you want him to respond???!?!?!?!? ( or are you doing one of those joke ones?)

stay - is he coming ths weekend?

moved onto texts with AD :)

Watch - Yes he arrives thursday night. Excited much?! Got to clean my house though, been lazy with working the weekend. Must pretend I do not live in a pig sty. I dont actually but the kids do their best! Never mind the whole waxing/shaving/what the hell will I wear (preferably nothing) crack glad things are progressing with AD!

watch :o yes I'm sure, I like the profile more than the looks... not the be all and end all. Snowtigger isn't the full username btw are you looking at the right one?

Random01 on okcupid is just too scary for words

Oh my word. He is scary!