' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

[watchoutforthatsnail]

started.

[lubeybooby]

and again

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[lubeybooby]

NEW THREAD

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[lubeybooby]

snape :o @ 'bumps felt'

[lubeybooby]

oops

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[lubeybooby]

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[lubeybooby]

blah blah thread filling blah - race ya to the end of this one!

[Snapespeare]

:) It's been two years PoppaRob. My impression is that this delightful chap hasn't gone two days without having his bumps felt.

[lubeybooby]

I liked Guardian Soulmates, but all the men were in London or oxford... bit far for me :(

NEW THREAD ALERT!!!


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Before we run out of space...

[PoppaRob]

snapes, can you spot the disconnect in saying "a bit of a player - I get the suspision he would fuck anything" followed by "maybe I just need a shag"?

You can't have it both ways, although I guess you can but that leaves you just needing a shag.

[Snapespeare]

my spelling and grammar is atrocious. suspect a shag won't sort that out.

[Snapespeare]

Daily mail readers would be a bit of a non starter for me I'm afraid. :) Unfortuantely, the four luffley men i've earmarked haven't been online for around three weeks or so. In my mind this means they've met someone lovely and have abandonned internet dating.

juust got a message from a guy on smooch - 'this might be a somewhat unconventional chat up line, but would you like a ride in my tardis? apparently we're very good friends at some stage.'. ( I may have casually mentioned my doctor who obsession) he's not bad looking at all, but a bit of a player - I get the suspision he would fuck anything - although that might just be my confidence issues.

maybe I just need a shag. hmmm.

[PoppaRob]

I put that pic on my FB wall and one of my female friends said "RIP bear" and one of my male friends offered to drop his strides for me, but he is of Greek extraction. ;-)

[lubeybooby]

Good point Time

[TimeForMeIsFree]

Good effort PoppaRob. You didn't state which Christmas though.

[PoppaRob]

Zany, rude pics of me are rude/offputting rather than rude/alluring.

[Zanywany]

[PoppaRob]

Given the total absence of any contacts from my profile on OKC (except of course the visits by the wonderful women on this thread + lurkers) I've changed my profile pic to see if it elicits any response!

They'll probably delete the pic, but anything's worth a shot! :-)

[TimeForMeIsFree]

I imagine all suits and posh men on Guardian Soulmates. Bet the don't read the Daily Mail

[Snapespeare]

theer are some luffley men on guardian soulmates. I am 'liking' them with abandon!

[lubeybooby]

Not yet

Just messaged one that was from me 'quiver' matches.

[TimeForMeIsFree]

Ask him. Goooo on, get him asked

I've got a another one lined up if Friday is a flop!

[lubeybooby]

Gah. Still nothing at all going on here. Chatting on and off to a nice bloke on okc but he doesn't seem in any hurry to ask me out I might cave in and ask him sometime but I can hold out for now

[wrigglytummy]

Thanks girls, really useful thoughts. I was cool about it but my fellow internet dating mate just gave me a stern talking to and reality check - but then that is her job.
I'm going for it, but maybe at my house not his as I have firends more locally. I will let you know how it goes

[TimeForMeIsFree]

Jesus! Just had the longest message from a 'fire fighter and part time rugby player' asking me to consider meeting him. Married! Enclosed a pic for my attention. Let's just say I hope I never have a fire that needs putting out

[watchoutforthatsnail]

excellent time, but why on earth would be it be the done thing to starve yourself before a date? thats just plain crazy!!

wriggly, my only advice ( and the same i shall be giving to my child) is be safe, and dont do anything you dont want to/arent comftable doing. If you dont feel comftable staying, dont stay, simple as :)

snape - pink mesh?!?!?!?!?!? lovely! lol

mrs cello - sounds like its going great, id hang back on the texting.. i get annoyed if people constantly text me, maybe he is the same. And just because you are 'dating' doesnt mean to say you have to be in constant contact.. just relax and enjoy it :)

sponge - glad you decided to rejoin, who knows in the time you were away someone perfect might have popped up.

Nothing new to report from me, ive got a ton of mail i need to reply to on pof, and a few phone numbers i should have put in my phone but havent... so, that says a lot huh.
Have decided on holding off contacting mr epic shag this week because im a bit knackered ( and i LOVE, that i can do this and not have to give it a second thought) Mr AD has been really nice and we have been chatting on/off all day since we swapped numbers and i am looking forward to that date.