' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

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started.

ineedaholiday gets the thumbs up from me too. HAve you sent him a message?

I've not messaged him. I can only cope with one at once, too much excitement is going to make me poorly

Quiet here today.

Well I have just heard from Mr Body and he is being all friendly but no mention of still meeting up this weekend so I've asked him, can't be doing with all this faffing around. If he only wants a friendly chat then fine but I would like to know.

Been getting quite a few message off POF from decent looking guys but no one that makes me go WOW.

Oh lordy. I just got a marriage proposal as a first message shame his pic looked like he was on every single drug going and he... like so many others wouldn't know spelling or grammar if it bit them.

Right. This is my official cosmic order for a GOOD message from a GOOD potential man leading to arranging a GOOD date and GOOD contact afterwards and more GOOD dates. You listening universe? By tonight please I'm going a bit mental here with these eejits you keep sending my way. Thanks.

Zany when are you meant to be meeting?

we just said this weekend, he is on the instant chat thing on OK at the moment, I have suggested Sunday as although i have tickets for the beer festival I don't think he is interested enough for me to see him on a saturday night. From confused.com

What do we think of smilerfish (POF) He is very smoooooooooooooth!

billdates This one has been waiting to take me for coffee for quite some time too. Over a year . He seems quite sweet when we message, and he is a widower. I might meet up with him for a natter if Friday doesn't go well. Maybe.

It's nice to see someone with interests a bit different to the usual, having a drink with friends, cinema, watching a dvd snuggled up Time

Yes, I agree Zany It does!

I mean it is, it makes a nice change.

Why has smilerfish got a pic of Michael Stipe and not himself

No pic man has uploaded one... underwhelmed as predicted but not awful!

Has he?? Who is Michael Stipe??

REM lead singer....

Oh my word! I am not to be trusted on these sites. He 'spoke' to me in French, he said "Your smile just broke like a wave upon my face" He wants to take me hiking! He is a cad! I have been had!

Maybe it is Michael Stipe!! I am going to ask him to send me a signed album!

A cad and a bounder, time! :o

Ask him for a real pic. Expect bald with an overbite and nasal hair problem

time, I do a very good Gerard Depardieu impersonation... "Oh the elephants" etc.

Michael Stipe is gay by the way so barking up the wrong tree even if it is him

I'm expecting Shrek! I mean, if you need to post a pic like that you must be a proper minger!

I've asked him why he has a pic of Michael Stipe on his profile and thanks to your latest post Lubey I've also been able to say "You do know he is gay don't you?"

Wonder if he will reply??

:o

I'm thoroughly enjoying my extended dating and MNing lunch break here

Just uploaded a load more pics to OKcupid.. well, two more. Love how it brings views on my profile from italy, Nevada and Canada. UK people pleeeeease cupid!!

How's this for cheese. I just got an email that says

'Heaven must have sent me an angel'

Zany That's mature cheese. That's a line from a 60's song!

lubey This is work! Finding a decent man is a full time job. It's because we didn't take it seriously enough or put in enough effort that we ended up with tossers the wrong men previously.

Had a "oh you look well nice" from ste88888 (POF) Obviously one of those guys who expect a reply and not only a reply but an Immediate one because he has just sent "forget it av been with nicer girls than you"

Reply from me 'Lucky girls!'. BLOCK!