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' babe, even my 7 year old thinks your sexi' internet dating - part 3.

999 replies

watchoutforthatsnail · 05/10/2011 13:14

started.

OP posts:
Zanywany · 10/10/2011 22:43

Got to share this gem.

Him Hi
You seem like the mirror image of me lol
We would have lots of fun together
Please get in touch
Duane x

Me - How can it be a mirror image, my profile picture isn't taken overlooking a beach?

Him - You must be looking in the wrong mirror
I'm looking into the mirror of your soul x

Hatesponge · 10/10/2011 22:43

Well I've rejoined POF. Have decided I need to get over myself and actually do something, failing which my 2 year drought will become 3, 4 and so on. And I will turn into some Miss Havisham like creature, though wearing my 'ideal date' dress rather than a wedding dress Grin

So far I have an amusing message from a builder who uses the word somewhat in his profile, a fairly literate if dull one from a half Portuguese man, and one from a 20something personal trainer, who isn't at all my type but I could use his professional services! :)

all in all rather better than I was doing previously, which I suspect may be due to the fact I have deducted several years from my age Blush

Zanywany · 10/10/2011 22:50

Talking about age Hatesponge I got another message tonight to say 'your the same age' and thats all he put. Couldn't help but reply 'congratulations' why do i attract the nutters. Not heard from bloody Mr Body all day

Hatesponge · 10/10/2011 22:51

zany Grin at mirror of your soul - gotta admire him for trying!

Hatesponge · 10/10/2011 22:57

:( re Mr Body - but didn't you say he'd lost his phone? If he usually texts you rather than calls thats prob why you havent heard from him. I know it's annoying though when you do want to hear from someone and don't, however good their reason. You've still got a 2nd date lined up though haven't you?

Zanywany · 10/10/2011 23:00

I changed my profile pix to a more recent one so I'm getting new twats challenges getting in touch. Actually there are a couple of potential 's, madmax1970 seems lovely, roughandready seems like a player though and joeyirishlad would be perfect if he was 10 years older and lived near me Grin

Snapespeare · 10/10/2011 23:18

i jut got a message from a 69 year old, asking if I think we are compatible. my! I'd forgotten how much 'fun' this is...Hmm

ike1 · 10/10/2011 23:20

...but is he rich snapes???????

Snapespeare · 10/10/2011 23:26

i was so repulsed at the idea of balding grey pubes that i forgot to check whether i could rob his (great) grandchildren of their inheritance. silly me!

i'll have to join some sodding cougar site. :(

Zanywany · 10/10/2011 23:33

I've just been contacted by a 25 year old hottie. Think he is after an older woman for a meaningful relationship Grin

Snapespeare · 10/10/2011 23:43

Envy there we go. i get the 69 year olds. i must have that kind of (desperate) face.

Hatesponge · 10/10/2011 23:52

snape if it's any consolation the 20somethings that message me are most definitely not hot.

and their spelling is so bad it makes my eyes hurt. tonight I've had 'your goregos' Hmm and 'hi their' ...

lubeybooby · 11/10/2011 00:01

I just replied to someone with no pic... this could be erm... 'interesting' Hmm I never ever do that but he sent a nice message and I'm curious now.

lubeybooby · 11/10/2011 00:03

and got this message from another.... eh?

"Good morning on this chilly one hope you are ok ? i hope you are . well all i can do is if you dont mind is have a read and see what you think please all i ask for if you dont mind is a reply eather way please thank you"

Reminds me of Kevin and Perry "Please thank you please Mrs patterson"

Zanywany · 11/10/2011 00:03

I think he was just having a mess around because after just a few lines he told me he has a big cock. e ran off when I said I thought he wanted a deep ans meaningful relationship with me - I think I scared him off so he musn't have realised I was kidding Grin

Night Grin

Snapespeare · 11/10/2011 09:05

apparently, I am the 'most beautifull' woman on smooch

oh, wait. that just isn't going to drop my knickers!

TimeForMeIsFree · 11/10/2011 09:25

Grin greying, balding pubes. What a nice thought! Put me right off breakfast!

lubeybooby · 11/10/2011 09:48

No pic guy reckons he is uploading one today, has just moved and is using his phone til internet up and running. Slightly sceptical I have to say :o

Bloody sodding buggering bastarding ex thoughts still pestering me and pissing me off. God I really need a GOOD prospect and good date to get him gorn

TimeForMeIsFree · 11/10/2011 10:07

Oooooh the thrilling anticipation of The Uploading Of Pic. Prepare yourself for the anti climax Grin

You need a date lubey, you need a good night out and a good laugh. Pick a man, any man, and go for it! Grin

TimeForMeIsFree · 11/10/2011 10:12

Did we share and discuss ineedaholiday (Cupid) yesterday?

lubeybooby · 11/10/2011 10:13

I'll go have a nosey now...

That nice one didn't reply :( dammit. Back to the drawing board (again)

lubeybooby · 11/10/2011 10:15

Oooh another nice one. Thumbs up from me.

TimeForMeIsFree · 11/10/2011 10:18

Mmm, I'm quite drawn to chrisp11 (POF) He's looking for an independent woman with an opinion and bottle lubey! Grin

TimeForMeIsFree · 11/10/2011 10:19

Get in there Lubey!! Wink

lubeybooby · 11/10/2011 10:27

Noooo... too far away, specifies 'fit' and divorced rather than seperated. I'm still seperated because I can't be arsed to divorce (neither of us can) even though it's been nearly five years. We will get round to it eventually.