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April 2007 - Dippy's mum may be Gordon Brown, but at least her babies can't get man-colds

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PillockOfTheCommunity · 15/11/2007 00:14

just for you my lovely

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geordiemacminx · 21/11/2007 21:54

I'm going to Luce's house tomorrow da daaaa da da da daaaa da da {gmm does a little dance in excitement]

Lucewits · 21/11/2007 21:55

PSML

NorthernLurker · 21/11/2007 21:58

Well that's the thing GMM - you see my usual breast pads do have tassels and I need to keep my end up as it were.

Thanks Luce - it is stressful - but at least I have all of you to keep me company - dh not home yet - had to come back from London then had a meeting to go to.

Lucewits · 21/11/2007 21:59

Not underwaer (or lack of) but I did treat myself to this top at the weekend

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kneehighinnappies · 21/11/2007 22:00

Hello, sorry to do this but it's a BIG MOAN!

I have had a BASTARD of a day, have not stopped for one second.
Z was up at 5am then wouldn't go back to sleep L woke up at 7. At 12 they went back for about 20mins then Z woke up again and woke L up
L screamed all they way throught her dinner, then wouldn't go to sleep, I had to sit there and rock her off to sleep as she got her self into such a stated, as soon as I put her down she woke up and started to cry.
Not only that but my dad decided that he had had enough by 12 o'clock and fucked off out for the day and was then in a bad mood because I hadn't done any dinner
What a usless BASTARD.

I want to be in my own house, I have missed my program on the T.V tonight cause of fucking football.
All I want to do is be able to have bath and relax with a little glass of wine, but I can't even do that here, they never have any hot water cause they are tight as a ducks arse and don't bother putting it on, so you only get a 5 min shower, and they only have 1 t.v, pluss I can't have any wine as my mum doesn't like it when I drink when I am taking tablets (I am very tempted to start smoking again)They don't seem to understand that even thought I am their child I am still a sodding grown up with my own family and own stresses And my dh isn't around so I can't shout at him or even have sex!!!!!
< KHIN'S head explodes >

Lucewits · 21/11/2007 22:01

I meant underwear , I wasn't trying to type in West Lothian tones

NorthernLurker · 21/11/2007 22:06

Oh KHIN - much sympathy. I've had a pig of a day as well but at least I've got hot water - any idea when you can flee the parental nest and relocate to your own home once more?

kneehighinnappies · 21/11/2007 22:12

Dh is going to take me down to the new house on the weekend so we can lay out the kitchen, i am going to take some pics so I can cry and you can all see why I am crying as there are no stairs no cellings walls, he says it will be done in 3 weeks but some how I can't see it happening myself.

Lucewits · 21/11/2007 22:13

KHIN that sounds awful for you
Demand a hot bath!

NorthernLurker · 21/11/2007 22:17

There is a roof though isn't there - I think stairs go in pretty quick, ceilings and walls is just putting up that plasterboard stuff right? I will believe your dh's estimate till proved otherwise

Sorting the kitchen will be fun won't it (she says hopefully)

kneehighinnappies · 21/11/2007 22:21

NL- Yeah it will be fun................. until I sit back and realise that dh probably plans to do all the work himself (which will take for ever) as we still haven't get the other place rented out and can't afford to get someone in to do it for us.

kneehighinnappies · 21/11/2007 22:24

right I am off to bed because I have just reaslised that my parents computer is running a hour slow and itis not 21.27 it is infact 22.27.
What a usless pile of wank fucking -bastard shit crap this p.c is, thought I was feeling very tired for half nine

NorthernLurker · 21/11/2007 22:25

Right KHIN - even I'm struggling to be optimistic about this one - maybe you should leave the dc's with your mum and dad (DON'T ask first)then you can be a building labourer as well - you might get some sex out of it

oooggs · 21/11/2007 22:26

oh khin - hope things improve soon and for the last week I have started the day at 5am with one of them whilst the other two slept til 7am!!!!!! know exactly where you are coming from

StealthPolarBear · 21/11/2007 22:27

pmsl at the nipple tassles and dog lead outfit
khin, i agree, demand a bath!
we3ll t still awake after no naps today

PillockOfTheCommunity · 21/11/2007 22:34

ooh, I've got it

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PillockOfTheCommunity · 21/11/2007 22:38

new thread

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PeshaCake · 21/11/2007 22:38

It is tautology you meant maveta!

PillockOfTheCommunity · 21/11/2007 22:51

no, you are really on my shiny new thread
honestly, some people

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