Blizy-congrats on Alfie,dh had a cat called that but he lost him in a custody battle with the ex 
Bit mememe but i thought you'd like to hear about the pil.
Nice weekend actually,lots of anality and anxiety surrounding food though.
They were up early having breakfast which involves setting the table etc 
me and dh dropped Dilly downstairs and went back up to bed lol.
We came down about 10 and at 10.30 mil was flapping about getting hot cross buns and coffee ready for "elevenses" and getting all stressed cos fil wasnt ready for it. Oddbodds.
About an hour later there was much discussion re lunch so i suggested we go to the pub as i was a bit sick of making food and clearing up after.
We went for lunch and fil actually paid but it was horrible cos they kept picking on Ella for fidgeting,putting feet on seat and were being a bit nasty.
Mil also told her yesterday that she had to get dressed and couldnt eat chocolate till after lunch so i was pissed off already.
Then dh told her off for chasing D around the pub (my local,now everyone,full of kids etc.) I felt so bloody angry cos he sat with them all smug and suggested he look after his own baby as Ella isnt allowed.I then pointed out to him and fil that they leave the toilet seat up which is also rude imo
Then we got home-4pm and i felt ill,all sweaty and weak and then had the shits so went off to bed thinking pil will surely leave soon.
Woke at 6,they still sat here and start to talk about tea 
at this point i said "what you are hungry?blimey im still full from lunch" which we ate at 3.30!
All i wanted to do was lie on my sofa and shit in the downstairs loo but still they stayed.
I ended up in my bedroom whilst my baby was monopolised and my food was eaten 
Why would they not leave?I was clearly ill and pissed off,they have a 3 hr drive and work tomorrow,what is wrong with them?
Dh was fed up too and I told him that he had to get rid and tell them i was asleep as if i had to kiss the feckers goodbye i would bite a bloody chunk out of their cheeks
AIBU? It seems as if we are back to square one with them trampling over anything we want and doing as they please.
I will not be having them here for a good long time now.
All of you who know Ella will know that she is the last child on earth to be picked up on behaviour,she is really tolerant of them and the whole family.She had to have pound easter eggs whilst Dilly had fucking thortons bunnys sheep and pigs and says nothing.
And this from the parents of a 34 yr old man who lays n the soaf in pjs watchinf footy at xmas whne the children are there. Cheek.
If you read all that then have some 