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Nobody Loves me, Everybody Hates Me, I Think I'll go and eat Worms

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BibiBelle · 05/01/2011 23:10

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FjorgynAndHotWater · 21/01/2011 22:59
Grin
CrispyTheCrisp · 21/01/2011 23:00

I saw that too hots and i must say it was quite odd hearing DD1's very very vocal views on the subject. She also pointed out that my boobies were there for feeding babies, so i was very proud of her for that Smile

bibi you do know that the reason he says that is that he is not exactly MrSvelte himself Grin

I can confirm i am out and proud mousy brown i'm afraid

FjorgynAndHotWater · 21/01/2011 23:02

My crossing out didn't work Hmm

just testing something

FjorgynAndHotWater · 21/01/2011 23:04

Ooh did you know you only have to do the -- at the beginning and the end of the whole phrase rather than each word?

CrispyTheCrisp · 21/01/2011 23:05

Oi bibi you fucker

Just checking Hots's theory you understand Wink

CrispyTheCrisp · 21/01/2011 23:06

ooooh, it works!!!!

FjorgynAndHotWater · 21/01/2011 23:06

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sorry bibi Blush

BibiBelle · 21/01/2011 23:14
Grin
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FjorgynAndHotWater · 21/01/2011 23:16

Love you Smile please send me cake

That's blown any chance of a Kitsch n Bake prize SadSadSad

BibiBelle · 21/01/2011 23:33

lol, I NEED people to add their friends and get entering the competition as I've been badly neglecting the KnB page Blush

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saltasaltasanta · 21/01/2011 23:58

I'm quite pleased to be going grey actually. I think that it makes me look distinguished. It is a nice change to my hair without actually having to do anything and there is no way on God's earth that I would keep up with regular hair dye. So it's a good thing that I'm pleased!

CrispyTheCrisp · 22/01/2011 07:44

Morning

BibiBelle · 22/01/2011 08:30

Morning zzzzzzzz DH dealing & I'm just letting him!!

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FjorgynAndHotWater · 22/01/2011 08:44
RedLentil · 22/01/2011 09:11
CrispyTheCrisp · 22/01/2011 09:15

Envy you bed hoggers

DH has just arrived home from trying to take pot shots at small furry animals

CrispyTheCrisp · 22/01/2011 09:16

LOL, he has been out for 3hrs and not even seen a rabbit . Apparently we do have pheasant for tea though. Hurrah, I don't have to cook Grin

CrispyTheCrisp · 22/01/2011 09:17

Wassup fjorn??? Is the vino collapso taking its toll

RedLentil · 22/01/2011 09:18

Sorry - 20% of all leads from FB - conversion rate of FB members to customers is 3%. So that 20% shouldn't die back. Will stop now. Blush

RedLentil · 22/01/2011 09:19

Morning, Crispy. Is he feeling dreadfully manly after his exploits? Wink

CrispyTheCrisp · 22/01/2011 09:22

Not sure Red, but i will have crushed that by sending him off to the kitchen to put on his pinny, fetch me a cuppa and cook us all some porridge Grin

FjorgynAndHotWater · 22/01/2011 09:27

I bet it's a lovely morning to be wandering around trying to kill stuff Grin

I'm fine really, just tired. DC were awake at half seven and although I didn't get up till half eight they were in our room every five minutes for a kiss / toy issue Hmm so not only was it a waste of time staying in bed for extra sleep, their room is probably a bombsite again

BibiBelle · 22/01/2011 09:28

Red you're going to gave to write that in English & preferably after midday Grin

Was about to go down but all he'll broken loose so may wait a few moments!

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BibiBelle · 22/01/2011 09:31

D now sitting shouting 'not want the step Daddy' & calling for E to come & get her! Wee bugger keeps biting L Not randomly, only in response to a hug or frustration but still

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BibiBelle · 22/01/2011 09:33

Ah, the cure for all. Blaring Lady Ga Ga a diplomatic technique often used by the UN Grin

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