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Nobody Loves me, Everybody Hates Me, I Think I'll go and eat Worms

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BibiBelle · 05/01/2011 23:10

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TwilightSurfer · 21/01/2011 21:56

hi Smile

BibiBelle · 21/01/2011 22:10

hi TS Smile

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CrispyTheCrisp · 21/01/2011 22:19

Oh Lordy, DH reckons the actress in Die another Day is gorgeous. And he is not talking about Hall e Berry. What is wrong with him Confused

TwilightSurfer · 21/01/2011 22:19

hi Bibi Smile

CrispyTheCrisp · 21/01/2011 22:21

Hi TS Smile. Apologies for mini rant Blush

How goes you?

BibiBelle · 21/01/2011 22:25

the thigh crushing one??

rant on Crisp, PMT welcome here Grin

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CrispyTheCrisp · 21/01/2011 22:26

Says the ageing 38 yr old, pre menstrual mother of two Blush

BibiBelle · 21/01/2011 22:27

you're such a fucking silly mare GrinGrinGrin it's like looking at a photo of you - no wonder he fancies her Grin

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CrispyTheCrisp · 21/01/2011 22:29

PMSL, that is the funniest thing i have ever read Grin

CrispyTheCrisp · 21/01/2011 22:30

DH has just said 'yeah, you're quite like her' Hmm

FjorgynAndHotWater · 21/01/2011 22:34

38 is NOT NOT NOT old

OMFG I am nearly 42 SadSadSad will one of you lot fucking hurry up and join me in the 40s pleeeeease

BibiBelle · 21/01/2011 22:35

SEE?!?, Dave knows what I'm talking about!

Hots, so not my turn sorry!

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CrispyTheCrisp · 21/01/2011 22:38

Yes Bibi, but i fear he lacked your.....errr, ....ummmm, ....... conviction Hmm

hots you are a shining example to us all as to how we should behave the other side of 40 WinkGrin

BibiBelle · 21/01/2011 22:41

Dh has just bought himself funding my highlights until the day he dies thanks to him slagging off my grey hair - am not turning 40 as well - git!

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CrispyTheCrisp · 21/01/2011 22:44

Well now, you see my Dsis got all the grey hairs in our family

HippyHippopotamus · 21/01/2011 22:46

evening girls, sorry not here to stay. been running and searching for sat nav cable Hmm

FjorgynAndHotWater · 21/01/2011 22:47

Think yourself lucky you blonde git, my grey hair didn't materialise properly until DS but now it multiplies while I am sleeping now Hmm

Thank goodness for hair dye Grin

CrispyTheCrisp · 21/01/2011 22:49

Well, i am not technically blonde....

DD1 asked why i had a hairy (front) bottom in the bath tonight Hmm. She said she was never going to have one........Apologies for TMI Blush

BibiBelle · 21/01/2011 22:50

hips - not that I'm encouraging you but have a look at this we're hoping to have some in the shop!

Hots - it only came to light when I went back to my natural mouseybrownshiteyhair flowing, gleaming, chestnut locks and within minutes there was grey roots Shock[meep]

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BibiBelle · 21/01/2011 22:51

ROFL good for L!!!

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CrispyTheCrisp · 21/01/2011 22:55

Apparently Ms Pike is now 'a bit skinny'. FFS Hmm

BibiBelle · 21/01/2011 22:56

hurrah for Dave being a chubby lover GrinGrinGrin

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FjorgynAndHotWater · 21/01/2011 22:56

I read a horrific thread on here the other day saying the vast majority of under-25s don't have ladygardens because they are- all porn stars-- think it's dirty or summat Sad my DC think mine is funny Hmm but thankfully one part of me that IS NOT going grey.

I think in another 2 years I will be so grey it'll be easier to dye my hair blonde rather than brown...

BibiBelle · 21/01/2011 22:58

she's a ginger!

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