coddy, I did lol at glimppoop - one of your best ever typos I think! NB She doesn't love the handsome sexy gorgeous George-Clooney lookylikey at her school, she is just gnashing that she failed to be her usual cool calm and alluring sophisticated self, as you do in these circs.
I don't do school gate, haven't for years, it is such a relief and something for the rest of you to aspire to! You are all my favourite school gate mummies, creep creep.