for ks and others who hate the school gate syndrome

[competitionwinningCOD]

an a rticle int he times

here!

I owuld say ( re books)
" god I havent done anything today as i read my book all day"

ansd se if they bite

well today I have done coffee out, lunch out and mumsnet - I still haven't emptied the dishwasher so can't put eh breakfast things in it - maybe I sould try that one at teh school gates in 30 mins and see if it causes a ripple

and yeah coddy I am a lazy heifer

re knitting
I would say
" I am hopelsss at knitting I always wanted to be able to od it but my needlework teacher made me cry"

( BTW you shoyld have seen my efforts sewing ds1s beaver badges on!)

I am indeed envious KS, which is why I keep bringing the subject of your sweeper up as often as possible.

Cods, have never been a key player anywhere My four go to four different schools/nursery, which causes problems.

Ks, we could always tell ourselves that we are excluded because they are in awe of us. A bit like how gorgeous women moan that they can't get a date because men are too nervous of asking.

and one who can spell!

ks mwah

I love coddy's "jump to it young lady" idea

I laughed nyself at that ( terribly bad manners isnt it)

ks you can revbel secretly
tell them YOU wona sweeper on a bizarre internet chatroom?

Yeah coddy, but if you said that to me I would bring some needles and wool and start teaching you in the playground so I would watch what you say......

Today, I shall be asking opinions on what I should re: DD1 who is being hassled by a boy in her class. He keeps kissing her/touching her and she doesn't like it. Have told her to walk away - and shout loudly. Apparently this doesn't work with him, so looks like I will be visiting teacher tonight.

Know his mum (not that well) she's VERY proud that her kids are very street-wise etc etc and lets everyone know. Her 5yo is out walking the streets and the middle DS terrorises my friends boy.

Can feel a "clash" of the mums coming on tonight

I wold giggle till I wet meself
( not hard these days)

I would be in London like a shot if I didn't have my kids, being a hedonist. It suits them better here though. Spacemonkey's house is my escape.

you have mmade me laught today

right off to school
pesasea ll retiurn and post what you chatted about

yes, I've had a laugh reading this too, as sad as being left out in the playground is, I'll think of you all when I go to pick up ds from school soon

I have to go and collect dd2 from her new junior school in a minute and I don't know anyone there. She usually walks up to the infant school where ds1 is, and we pick her up there, but he is off sick today. Wish me luck. Should I drape knickers up my arm and pole dance?

depends lou, big knickers or thong?

I don't really have any big ones

Going to apply lippy and stomp down there in my biker boots now. Will report back frosty level upon return.

that me off on the school run too - catch you later - don't forget the tape recorders. -

ps have now emptied the dishwasher and cleared away the breakfast things

ok, am on my way to have nice, smiley conversation with playground people, i'll report back later