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I am sitting in with Shiney and her plumber has just texted her to say

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BitOfFun · 12/12/2009 23:55

...from "Hello, hope you're well, if i don't see you beforehand, hope you have a nice Christmas"

after a brief comment along the lines of "You'll be pleased to know my plumbing is in full working order" (possibly with my evil encouragement...), he has now replied saying

" I want to kiss with tongues. I want to kiss, stroke, lick and suck boobs and nipples. I want to gently stroke the inside of thighs." There is more, but I'm sure you can imagine...

What?!

Any thighs and nipples? Not hers in particular then? I am hoping she will send back "I want to suck penises"...do you dare us?

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kormachameleon · 12/12/2009 23:56

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WilfSell · 12/12/2009 23:57

hahahahahahahahahaha

No. You have to make it plumbing related. It will be funnier.

liahgenispreggerswithnumber6 · 12/12/2009 23:57

marking my place, this sounds interesting?

Cananymotherhelpme · 12/12/2009 23:58

oh dear, he's obviously got the wrong number!

Niecie · 12/12/2009 23:58

I take it there is drink involved?

I just hope she doesn't spring a leak anytime soon. Could be embarrassing.

But go on, I dare you.

WilfSell · 12/12/2009 23:58

'I want you to come and tighten my washers and lubricate my joints'

kormachameleon · 12/12/2009 23:59

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northernmonkey · 12/12/2009 23:59

Tell him you think he needs to screw the water hole

I'm sure he'd like to do that one

LittleMontyontheDustyRoad · 12/12/2009 23:59

Gwan gwan gwan.

Let us know what he says tho. Obv.

bigtitsfatass · 12/12/2009 23:59

pmsl cheerin my night up

LittleMontyontheDustyRoad · 13/12/2009 00:00

I need my pipes pumped.

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 00:01

Wine flowing then ladies?

WilfSell · 13/12/2009 00:01

'Do you want to come and blow through my tubes?'

kormachameleon · 13/12/2009 00:01

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WilfSell · 13/12/2009 00:01

'I need your plunger out right now'

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 00:01

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bibbitybobbitysantahat · 13/12/2009 00:03

No! Not really!!??

Am shocked. Shocked to the very core .

No ... I can't believe it.

PacificMistletoeandnoWine · 13/12/2009 00:03

So, you are not dryhumping her then, BoF, but the plumber would like too??

SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 00:03

How about 'I seem to be dripping.....'

Amapoleon · 13/12/2009 00:05

Hehehee!

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 00:05

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SazzlesOnASled · 13/12/2009 00:06

He seems to be very imaginative....NOT

PacificMistletoeandnoWine · 13/12/2009 00:06

And how well, exactly, do you know your plumber?

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 00:07

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 00:07

She claims to have met him twice.

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