I am sitting in with Shiney and her plumber has just texted her to say

[BitOfFun]

...from "Hello, hope you're well, if i don't see you beforehand, hope you have a nice Christmas"

after a brief comment along the lines of "You'll be pleased to know my plumbing is in full working order" (possibly with my evil encouragement...), he has now replied saying

" I want to kiss with tongues. I want to kiss, stroke, lick and suck boobs and nipples. I want to gently stroke the inside of thighs." There is more, but I'm sure you can imagine...

What?!

Any thighs and nipples? Not hers in particular then? I am hoping she will send back "I want to suck penises"...do you dare us?

Where have you been Shiney? you were quite last night, did the plummer come round?

What an amazing name you have, Terry

wow..!

you really should write a book about your life shinon...

fascinating stuff...

oh yes, i am coming next time, already discussed with bof whether my car would make the drive, or should we get a train

TWC - what happened to your baubles?? I was loving your Xmas name!

too long to type [lazy emoction]

So kind of you to put your friend in a position which is at the least embarrassing, possibly dangerous, just to get attention on MN, BOF

Not to mention the guy.

Who needs friends like you, eh?

I do I do I need friends like that

I havent got any

Yes thats bof for you, always putting her friends in danger

shiney woman! do you not have a mind of your own girl?

Sounds like someone wants a scrap in the playground. Hold me jacket Shiney

here let me

I'll have to have her out after school- I've got to stay in this lunchtime and do lines.

I'm just off to stick my finger in the fire. Anyone care to join me?

Ooh, that reminds, me, I have a berry flavour lipgloss in a mini cupcake pot