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I am sitting in with Shiney and her plumber has just texted her to say

536 replies

BitOfFun · 12/12/2009 23:55

...from "Hello, hope you're well, if i don't see you beforehand, hope you have a nice Christmas"

after a brief comment along the lines of "You'll be pleased to know my plumbing is in full working order" (possibly with my evil encouragement...), he has now replied saying

" I want to kiss with tongues. I want to kiss, stroke, lick and suck boobs and nipples. I want to gently stroke the inside of thighs." There is more, but I'm sure you can imagine...

What?!

Any thighs and nipples? Not hers in particular then? I am hoping she will send back "I want to suck penises"...do you dare us?

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LetThereBeRock · 13/12/2009 00:43

That's it. First task tomorrow,Yellow Pages to look for a new plumber. Mine are obviously ungrateful bastards.

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 00:44

Aw Queeeeed

AK1107 · 13/12/2009 00:44

BOF

I really need to get some sleep......but this is too funny although rather yuck.

YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 00:44

I love my monkey wrench, next time I use it it'll feel... well, a bit wrong.

Who knew Mn would ruin monkey wrenching for me?

LetThereBeRock · 13/12/2009 00:44

You can worry about that later Shiney.You can't stop now.

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 00:44

am ROFL at living on an estate well not at the living on the estate bit but the fact you're going to have to see him

this is tooooooooo funny

BackUpYourPhotosNow · 13/12/2009 00:44

Is he an independant / does he work for a large company??

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 00:45

What does he think an arse is? An uncomfortable polo neck?

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 00:46

does anyone else feel like they should be having a post coital fag now

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 00:46

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skymoo · 13/12/2009 00:46

is he polish?

YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 00:46

Backup are you hoping there'll be others similarly trained?!!!

bibbitybobbitysantahat · 13/12/2009 00:46

Oh please please please reply "Nah you're alright love" please.

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 00:47

at polo neck - I've never called it that before but it'll bring a whole new meaning to the fine knit section in M&S

BackUpYourPhotosNow · 13/12/2009 00:47

Can you pretend to be your 80 year old neihbour or something??

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 00:47

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dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 00:48

oh jesus, he's outside in his van [meep]

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 00:49

tell him you're working the nightshift in Police HQ

BackUpYourPhotosNow · 13/12/2009 00:49

LOL @ stuffing!

TeamEdward · 13/12/2009 00:49

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PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 00:49

Looser after all that stretching I should think

LetThereBeRock · 13/12/2009 00:50

No, don't leave him in peace!

AK1107 · 13/12/2009 00:50

OMG He probably wants to pay you an out of hours visit!

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dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 00:51

TeamEdward you utter hussy, shame on you