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I am sitting in with Shiney and her plumber has just texted her to say

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BitOfFun · 12/12/2009 23:55

...from "Hello, hope you're well, if i don't see you beforehand, hope you have a nice Christmas"

after a brief comment along the lines of "You'll be pleased to know my plumbing is in full working order" (possibly with my evil encouragement...), he has now replied saying

" I want to kiss with tongues. I want to kiss, stroke, lick and suck boobs and nipples. I want to gently stroke the inside of thighs." There is more, but I'm sure you can imagine...

What?!

Any thighs and nipples? Not hers in particular then? I am hoping she will send back "I want to suck penises"...do you dare us?

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WilfSell · 13/12/2009 00:07

You cannot let him go on. He will be so mortified when he realises he's replying to wrong woman that he will disappear. Jeez, it is SO difficult to find a good plumber. Worth so much more than a dirty shag IMHO.

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 00:08

Shiney did tell me that she feels bad for him feeling embarrassed next time he comes to service the boiler. I said she shouldn't put herself down like that.

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BackUpYourPhotosNow · 13/12/2009 00:09

!!!

I hope he's a hunny and not in his mid 60's with a beer belly

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 00:09

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YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 00:09

Interesting. But in the same way a cockroach in your icecream adds an interesting texture.

At least you know your plumber will turn up next time you have an emergency.

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PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 00:11

Sidling in at the back so I don't miss the fun

bibbitybobbitysantahat · 13/12/2009 00:11

Erm ... how do we know he does not realise this is Shiney?

May I just observe that he must have huge or very odd shaped hands if he can get two fingers in a ladies fanjo and his little finger elsewhere all at the same time.

Anyhoo, enough from me, am off to ma bed now

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 00:12

I love the way he is hedging his bets by avoiding too many personal pronouns...

Is he going to claim he wasn't flirting, just randomly musing?

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LittleMontyontheDustyRoad · 13/12/2009 00:12

It's all wet underneath, looks like I need another service.

Oh I can't believe I just said that.

BackUpYourPhotosNow · 13/12/2009 00:12

xed posts korma

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PacificMistletoeandnoWine · 13/12/2009 00:13

Is this or this him?

ZacharyQuack · 13/12/2009 00:14

Bibbity - maybe he's a pianist?

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BackUpYourPhotosNow · 13/12/2009 00:14

hmm must visit poland...

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 00:16

OMG he sounds like he's fecking potholing- I am clenching, this is soooooooooo bad...

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dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 00:17

jesus wept - I need a new plumber, mine costs a fortune and there is no such personal service

BackUpYourPhotosNow · 13/12/2009 00:17

???? haloooo???? suspense killing this bored housewife.......

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 00:17

May I just add that this is the perfect MN meet-up - two laptops and a plumber to take the piss out of

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dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 00:17

oh oh what was the next one then?