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I am sitting in with Shiney and her plumber has just texted her to say

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BitOfFun · 12/12/2009 23:55

...from "Hello, hope you're well, if i don't see you beforehand, hope you have a nice Christmas"

after a brief comment along the lines of "You'll be pleased to know my plumbing is in full working order" (possibly with my evil encouragement...), he has now replied saying

" I want to kiss with tongues. I want to kiss, stroke, lick and suck boobs and nipples. I want to gently stroke the inside of thighs." There is more, but I'm sure you can imagine...

What?!

Any thighs and nipples? Not hers in particular then? I am hoping she will send back "I want to suck penises"...do you dare us?

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bibbitybobbitysantahat · 13/12/2009 00:17

Unclench and post!

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 00:18

His texts are quite lengthy, if nothing else...

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RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2009 00:18

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BackUpYourPhotosNow · 13/12/2009 00:18

you want his piss now????

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 00:20

I will steer clear of the piss...this is getting ever murkier

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kormachameleon · 13/12/2009 00:20

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YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 00:20

WTF? And this guy services you on a regular basis?!

bibbitybobbitysantahat · 13/12/2009 00:20

p.m.s.l

I am sure you are absolutely bloody gorgeous Shiney but is this all a bit unexpected?

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 00:20

I hope you're at least getting mates rates for this

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 00:20

{biscuit]

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LittleMontyontheDustyRoad · 13/12/2009 00:21

I'm going to bed.

Can't take the piss pace any more.

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PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 00:21

oops obviously I meant

AK1107 · 13/12/2009 00:21

Just stumbled on this thread ! Can't wait for the next installment.

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 00:21

What if he comes round? Shiney will throw me to him first. We are in the middle of nowhere [horror}

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PacificMistletoeandnoWine · 13/12/2009 00:22

yuck!!

PoppityMerryGentlemen · 13/12/2009 00:22

there is a fair amount of arse love contained in that one message, you can feel it

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BitOfFun · 13/12/2009 00:23

Why the arse stretching? I wondered too. Put me in mind of a difficult poo.

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YouKnowStuffingIsForLunch · 13/12/2009 00:23

If you hear dramatic music don't go into any rooms alone.

That's all I'm saying.

OldLadyKnowsNothing · 13/12/2009 00:23

No, not really, just marking my place.

As it were.

PacificMistletoeandnoWine · 13/12/2009 00:24

Yeah, lots and lots of arse love... is he in the closet? And I do not mean the boiler cupboard ..

dizzycringles · 13/12/2009 00:25

is he local? do you have a pepper spray/big dog/axe at all?! now I'm not implying you'll need it but none the less

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