I am sitting in with Shiney and her plumber has just texted her to say

[BitOfFun]

...from "Hello, hope you're well, if i don't see you beforehand, hope you have a nice Christmas"

after a brief comment along the lines of "You'll be pleased to know my plumbing is in full working order" (possibly with my evil encouragement...), he has now replied saying

" I want to kiss with tongues. I want to kiss, stroke, lick and suck boobs and nipples. I want to gently stroke the inside of thighs." There is more, but I'm sure you can imagine...

What?!

Any thighs and nipples? Not hers in particular then? I am hoping she will send back "I want to suck penises"...do you dare us?

I the fire. Not the ring of fire. I will leave that to the plumber.

I have just read this thread in its entirety - great stuff! I may have to show it to DH when he gets home (who happens to be a plumber) who knows, he might pick up some tips!

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I have just spent the last hour reading this thread from start to finish (at work). My colleagues think I have lost my marbles! I've been giggling and chuckling all afternoon. Hilarious!

But what was the outcome Shiney? Have you heard anything more from your plumber?

Ha ha ha! Oh that was good.

I work for a gas maintenance company- will not be able to speak to any of my plumbers and engineers tonight without thinking of this!!

Yeah right, I bet she was like well givin u EVOs so u like did it rite? I bet you fort she was like gunna beet u up or summink if u did nuffink right?

Teen talk is hard.

Shiney protesteth too much, me thinks ... "It was all BoF's idea, wasn't me, miss; I would never do anything that naughty", yaddayadda.

Nope, I don't buy it, you are troubble, missy, you'll come to a sticky end, mind my words!

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