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Am I the only MNer who...

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amialoneinthis · 14/11/2004 20:57

... would have a problem with dh/dp masturbating or watching porn or going to a strip club?

I'm always amazed at the relaxed attitude on here - recently seen again on a couple of threads.
Dh and I don't have a lot of sex, due to children, tiredness etc. I'm still 99% certain that dh does none of the above things. I couldn't bear it if he watched any porn. My rational side wouldn't see masturbating as a problem, but I would still hate it.

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shortcake · 15/11/2004 20:27

I'm talking about porn stars here!

dawnie1 · 15/11/2004 20:29

Misdee, I agree, whenever I have seen it I always think 'Yuck he/she is horrible looking etc etc' Now perhaps if there were a video of Jon Bon Jovi and Cindy Crawford (and any other good looking people) I might have a lot more interest. I now its supposed to be fantasy but how can you fantascise with some lardy, moustachioed, spotty bottomed, sweaty man on the screen and some rough 'bird' with 4 inch roots showing ?? , just thought I'd lighten the tone.

Dior · 15/11/2004 20:29

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misdee · 15/11/2004 20:30

me and dh were laughing at the implant scars, he thought they might be stretchmarks. it was so cheesey with rubbish music as well.

Dior · 15/11/2004 20:32

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motherinferior · 15/11/2004 20:32

They can't be as off-putting as Black Lace novels, worst-written things I've ever read...

Dior · 15/11/2004 20:33

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misdee · 15/11/2004 20:33

i have a pile of black lace novels from my anne summers days (used to work for them a few years ago). think all but one is unread.

motherinferior · 15/11/2004 20:36

They were possibly the least erotic thing I have ever read. My fingers were itching. For a red pen to correct the grammar.

misdee · 15/11/2004 20:37

lol. were good for prizes tho.

lou33 · 15/11/2004 20:49

NdeP, 2 questions.

  1. can you pole dance, if so will you teach me?
  2. got any saucy cast off clothes for sale?
Munnzieb · 15/11/2004 20:57

shortcake - I don't expect anything from DH, apart from the respect and honestly I show to him to be returned. I only expect what he expects for himself. Thou if i don't think he's always pushing himself 110% them I may mention it.

Munnzieb · 15/11/2004 20:58

Do u not find thou with saucy clothes they take foreva to put on and r only on 4 about 30 seconds??

dawnie1 · 15/11/2004 21:07

Yes, bloody suspenders, I can't work them out, it takes me at least half an hour to get them on and the dh immediately takes them off in microseconds (although he has just told me that he hates them, they look tarty hence he immediately removes them, hhummmmmpffff I thought it was lust) - and they are also sooooo expensive, saw a beautiful, sexy, undie outfit today and was going to buy them for dh for Xmas but they were £49.99 - madness for an item to be worn for 30 secs, or get torn immediately.

PS: That git, I seriously thought he loved me in suspenders, didn't think it was revulsion that made him remove them so quickly

Munnzieb · 15/11/2004 21:13

my thoughts exactly dawnie, I have got a free like form Anne summers, but they're just so dear!, esp when its a rear occassion they come out! lol. don't know DH reason for removal... i'll have to ask i think!

dawnie1 · 15/11/2004 21:17

Well from now on I'm in my grey knickers and over sized tee shirt - long may he rue the day he slagged off my suzzies !!!! B'stard.

Only joking - can't believe I went thru aso much effort for something he intensely dislikes.

Munnzieb · 15/11/2004 21:19

lmao!, I knwo and don't they all just hate it when uput on their jumpers to slouch about it! lol. (dh's r bigger than mine!)

Gobbledigook · 15/11/2004 21:39

Bloody hell, I dont know any man that doesn't like suspenders!

Lou33 - you can get pole dancing lessons!! I'm going on a hen night next summer and we are going for a pole dancing lesson!! DH has got his tongue hanging out already!

Sorry, people might find this part offensive but I would be seriously worried about a bloke that didn't even masturbate! Jeez!!

MummyToSteven · 15/11/2004 21:40

i had to inform dh a few years ago that stockings were generally regarded as sexy

blueteddy · 15/11/2004 21:50

Well I have no evidence that my dh masterbates, but suspect that he must do going by the amount of sex that he gets (not much!!)
If he didn't, he would have balls the size of melons!!!!

joash · 15/11/2004 22:28

I haven't managed to read all the way through this thread yet so perhaps someone has already answered this question somewhere... doesn't anyone buy their DH's porn. I have done, very rarely, but why not?
As someone has said earlier, we watch it together, and there have been times when he's been feeling horny and I haven't so he's masturbated and why not?. Don't tell me that no MNer has made use of her own toys when DH is away.

Munnzieb · 15/11/2004 22:37

he he I don't buy Dh's porn, my brother does it for me when he's away for long periods, they had an enterprise going, where bro would get the DVD's DH would copy them/ if were copys take them to work and sell tehm to the single lads!

joash · 15/11/2004 22:46

One of the advantages of buying is that you get to choose something that appeals to you, I'm convinced that most men would watch anything - so their quite happy with whatever's provided. We've been married over 20 years (living together for around 24 in total) - it's never got boring yet.

alexsmum · 15/11/2004 22:58

Just had a conversation with dh about the issue of going to stripclubs.He reckons he would never go because it is degrading for the man as much as for the woman.What is erotic about someone sticking their tits in your face because they are being paid to do it?

Honest question here? Do you all really spend time looking at other men? In a 'cor look at him' way?? I don't at all.I really don't register other men in that way anymore.Maybe it's my age.

joash · 15/11/2004 23:10

Nah, nowt to do with age - it's probably cause there's nobody worth looking at in a 'cor look at him' way

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