a good slapping!!!!

[bea]

noooo! not children!!! we don't want to stir up that hornets nest do we!!!

no i mean hands up if you feel those Sheer Blonde Girls "alex and Brit" need a good slapping! i have never been so irritated by an advert and find them incredibley frightening!... do people like this really exist?... i fear they have been to sulky smoulder school to perfect their stares to the camera!!!

or horrors of horrors.... does it really mean i yearn for 'sheer blonde' hair! and am just jealous!

I don't think so!!!

who else do you think deserves a good slapping!!!???

Definitely the girl (can't remember her name - shows how much of an impression she made !) who was in Big Brother 2 at the end, can't remember her name, she kept saying ' ohh my gaaawwwdd' in the most irritating way. Dappy or what.

you mean helen!

oh god yes, that's it. Also I think that Janine in Eastenders is worthy.

tillysmummy, even in her coma???!!!
I have a sneaking admiration for her cos she's livened up the plotlines a bit - let's face it Pauline Fowler is so DREARY! that's it - Pauline Fowler!

The woman who presents that home deco programme that was on C4 last night at 8.30.

Haven't watched it recently Bundle so didn't know she was in a coma !! Have been boycotted with every sports programme you can imagine

I think Pauline is a good nominee but have to say that Peggy must be up there too.

But some of the people I feel most viley towards are some of the completely stupid people on Trisha and similar chat shows. Some of them are so stupid it makes me want to scream

Enid - I don't know the one you mean, but you've reminded me - Carol Smillie!!!!!!!!!!!1

Tillysmummy, what about a slapping contest between Pauline & Peggy?
with Fer-wank walking back in in the middle of it so he gets caught in the crossfire?

Bundle, who's Fer wank ?! Am I missing something cryptic ?!

And top of my list with Helen is that GMTV newsreader, Penny Smith, who cracks the most unfunny jokes and thinks she's hilarious. Grrrrr!

sorry, I mean Frank (it's Peggy's unique Eastend accent that makes me spell it that way - the guy who writes the occasional Tapehead column in the Guardian on Saturdays started me on that one..)

Bundle LOL - That's great !! I agree totally ! Who's that comedian that does great Eastenders impressions, especially Peggy, Sharon, Pauline and Dot, can't remember his name ??? Is it Alistair McGowan ??

yes, I think it is, LOL about the Dot impressions, they're the best ever. He also does a fab Sven Goran Erikson, cowering next to Nancy the Italian who will only share the secrets of how win the world cup if he stops ringing Ulrika.

Alistair Mc Gowan!

Yep Smiley Carol Smillie; in fact the whole Changing Rooms nightmare...Handy Andy Pandy, Linda 'Barking' Barker, Laurence 'I'm not gay!' Llewellyn-Bowen...etc etc

Conversely I have a big soft spot for Alan Titchmarsh and the Ground Force gang - awful pun but they're just so much more down to earth

Ditto Enid- Naomi someone!! Can that really be right, that you'd invite her into your house to view the upgrades and then have her snootily tell you it "just doesnt work, sweetie". Perleeease!! Wonder if she'd bother to do up that old raeburn and butlers sink?? The fence and garden shed may have been a bit over the top but thought the inside was lovely. ok the kitchen did look a little contrived, granted, but won't take long to look lived in with an 8mo old!! Wonder how long that chaise longe will last without sticky finger marks???

ooohh great thread i've got loads! Gail Porter (just something about her), all of atomic kitten, the irish one off pop idol (not cos shes irish cos she was sooooo annoying, howard from those really irritating bank adverts that make me forget the actual words and i'm going around singing about isa's (interesting that i cant actually remember which bank its for) for starters! Oh and i'll put one on for my best freind who really wants to hurt baby spice!

Completely agree with Enid, I was watching that programme last night with DH and it was an hour of some woman being patronising and rude about other peoples taste.

What did she think gave her the right to be so judgemental about others peoples homes? Just because she called herself a design consultant......I thought their house would look really nice once it was lived in a bit.

Bea
have to agree about those bloody blonde women they do my head in.Also Victoria Beckham and Sam out of Eastenders!

Jordan for getting ratted every day that she was pregnant and taking drugs. The way she was behaving you wonder why social services didn't put the poor child into foster care the moment she gave birth. Thank God she changed her mind about giving birth live on the 'Net, but she set such a bad example to mothers that I just wanted (and still do) to give her a right good slapping!

And her so-called friends for encouraging her and all the money-grabbing capitalist pigs who served her alcohol.

Rhubarb what did Jordan have by the way? (boy or girl). All I can say is poor child - what an interesting up-bringing it's going to have.

I take it she won't be breastfeeding! The poor mite would suffocate straight off!

is there bany calcium in silicon? I know, a big miaow!

Jeremy Clarkson!!! I have it on good authority that the man is actually a closet cyclist.