Gosh! What wonderful news! You will have your best Christmas ever with ZombieLad there, you couldn't have a better Christmas present Zombie.
I've got my chocolate Baileys but not tried it yet, I think it will make fab chocolate martinis, and I'm going to hunt out my Tia Maria for a Black Russian!

I did a massage course on a Greek island years ago, we all worked starkers, it was an unusual experience. 
Fid that photo of your fridge is amazing, what a great job FidGirl is doing 
You are right to be wary of the boar, vicious blighters, we thought we had them in France, holes, damage etc, but turned out to be coypu.
lin was it you who bought that outrageous Santa costume for a male relative? Don't be giving Zombie any ideas like that for ZL's stocking, as he looks a quiet chap on his photos.