I seem to have had an accident

[FanjoFiasco]

oh god. I have injured my fanjo. I am not going to ring NHS direct - I can't! Help!

I can't believe I missed this thread, hilarious, good as Rhubarbs garlic up the fanjo thread!

am still spluttering

Gah, I'm here too late, she's revealed it as a troll, but I had an excellent excuse for the A&E docs 'I was demonstrating miniature hurdling to my hamster and missed a jump'

That is the funniest thing I have read in a very long time, I hate missing out usually and coming to a thread late, but I think read as a whole thread it is a classic.

Oooh just seen this has been moved to classics - my first ever classics - its a proud night!